This is a discussion on Uhhhh... can't believe I'm the one who has to say it... within the Bob & Terry's Place forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Happy Birthday, Bumper... I'll leave the "over the hill" jokes to the rest of the crew......
Happy Birthday, Bumper...
I'll leave the "over the hill" jokes to the rest of the crew...
"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that so desperately deserves it?"
Happy birthday Bumper.
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!
It is FAR better to be over the hill than under it. Happy Birthday Bumper.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
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Happy Birthday to the Cheers!
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
I'll chime in. I couldn't find any witty Over the Hill jokes, so I will reserve the right for a later date.
Happy B-day, Mr. B.
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
"Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!".... Sam Houston
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Happy Birthday Bumper, I too shall refrain from over the hill jokes.
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle/Shotgun/Reloading Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
As usual, I'm wishing someone a belated Birthday.
Well, better late than never. Cheers mate, take care and stay safe and Thank You for all you've done here.
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!
Happy Birthday, Bumper! :)
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
Sig Sauer P239 DAK (9mm)
NRA Member & Pistol Instructor
Happy birthday to the man who made this place possible!
Happy birthday Bumper. Heres hoping for many more as well.