Well at 3:45 this morning the door bell rings. I awake to my wife saying someones here( I didn't hear the doorbell).
Our bedroom door was shut and my Boxer was going nuts. So I jump up, 4 quick buttons to unlock my USP and open the bedroom door.
Now at this point I'm still not sure what here means,but the first thing I wanted was my dog out there with whatever.
I stand at the bedroom door for 1-2 seconds waking up and watched my dog line up on the front door barking. I walked to the door, looked out and there was a 20 something guy and a lady in her 50's.
I pushed my dog back,cracked the door and asked "is there a problem"
and as I'm doing this I realized the car they were in was a Taxi.
The Woman said "I was just making sure I dropped him off at the right house".
I'm thinking I must be still asleep, because I'm not following, So I replied "What are you talking about".
Then I realized this guy is Hammered!!
She replied " he said this was his house"
I told her this was not his house,looked at him and said "I don't know you,sorry" and started to close the door.
Now all the sudden zombie boy musters a "HEY" as he reaches to stop the door from closing. I once again(trying not to laugh at him, and feeling sorry for her) explained that this was not his house.
So, she gets him turned around and headed for the car when she asks " do you have an I.D." he hands her his cell phone and collapses in the back of her Taxi.
I spent the rest of the morning wishing her mother's day ended better then it started. Poor lady