A purely fun "what if"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guantes View Post
    Draw and tell him, "On three we both shoot."
    love it....

    you have 2 choices son....stick that toy gun up your own a$$ so i dont have to get my hands dirty and we'll wait for the cops to get here together

    or

    i'm gonna stick this real one in your ear and we'll wait for the coroner together....but thats gonna screw up the rest of my day so i would suggest you choose wisely...

    and it takes a real lazy sonofabitch to not just reach for a pack of gum yourself...correct that and you can earn a living instead of robbing stores for a living...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BikerRN View Post
    Being that this is purely fantasy, and the nefarious teenager has an Airsoft, I hand him my item that I am waiting to purchase.

    Biker: "Here hold this."
    Teen: Holding item
    Biker: Draws gun and places it between the eyes of teen
    Teen: Looks at gun placed between his eyes
    Biker: "Now what was it you wanted me to do?"
    Teen: Eyes roll in head and teen faints
    Biker: Picks up package and pays for it after stepping over fainted teen
    Biker: Exits stage left without looking back

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    This followed by getting the kid's home address. Then heading back into WalMart for a cheap bottle of wine and a fish sandwich.

    Then I head over to the kid's house to pay a visit to his mom.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AzB View Post
    This followed by getting the kid's home address. Then heading back into WalMart for a cheap bottle of wine and a fish sandwich.

    Then I head over to the kid's house to pay a visit to his mom.


    the cops are gonna make that visit for you...enjoy the fish sandwich...

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    You knock him the eff out!!
    A quick blow to the nose or the collar bone and then restrain him.
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    Tell him....no speke engish

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    Say..

    "You know we're not going to let you leave here."

    Him: "Who's WE?"

    "Smith, Wesson and ME!" (draw and hold in face)

    Him: leaves wet stain down front of jeans
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    "Thats not a gun....this is a gun."
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    Call 911 and be a good witness.

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    Draw and say
    "Just like P......s "Male anatomy" Mine's a lot bigger and better functioning than yours. "
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    Thats funny! Great posts. LOL.

    I would purposely drop my item right in front of him and when he bent over to pick it up he would get a knee full of wranglers in the face. I then would let his parents know this want to be punk is more than welcome to come stay with me at the ranch and learn a thing or two about an honest days work by building miles of fence with no vehicle access and if he wants to walk thats fine its 23 miles to the closest town. Also all my broke horses would be at the back end of the ranch with only the broncs up close that way if he wants to leave real bad he'll have the ride of his life trying.

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    My reply

    I pull my weapon and yell: "this ones real! down on the ground NOW!!"
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    Pull yours and ask punk can you run faster then 1250 feet per second?
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    1: Put him in a headlock, give him a noogie, and tell him, loudly "You're so cute! Now, you go out to the car and play with your sister, like a good boy, and quit trying to scare the nice lady!"

    2: Say, in your best fey voice, "Oooooh, such a big GUN you have there, would you like to come home with me and have some fun?"

    3: Eject your sleeve gun, and say... "You talkin' to me? ARE you talkin' to me? Well there ain't nobody else here!"

    4: Say, "What we have here, is failure to communicate." while drawing your weapon and poking his forehead with it.

    But I have to admit the "on the count of three" was the best response!

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    Seeing as how this is a joke filled thread,How about this?: Watch the video between 1:44 and 1:54

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    I'd tell someone to dial 911 and also tell the clerk to call for a cleanup at the register cause "this young man is about to piss himself", then grin maniacly. Then tell him to pull the trigger.
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