This is a discussion on A purely fun "what if" within the Carry & Defensive Scenarios forums, part of the Defensive Carry Discussions category; Originally Posted by Guantes Draw and tell him, "On three we both shoot." love it.... you have 2 choices son....stick that toy gun up your ...
you have 2 choices son....stick that toy gun up your own a$$ so i dont have to get my hands dirty and we'll wait for the cops to get here together
i'm gonna stick this real one in your ear and we'll wait for the coroner together....but thats gonna screw up the rest of my day so i would suggest you choose wisely...
and it takes a real lazy sonofabitch to not just reach for a pack of gum yourself...correct that and you can earn a living instead of robbing stores for a living...
A quick blow to the nose or the collar bone and then restrain him.You knock him the eff out!!
"You know we're not going to let you leave here."
Him: "Who's WE?"
"Smith, Wesson and ME!" (draw and hold in face)
Him: leaves wet stain down front of jeans
An enemy of liberty is no friend of mine. I do not owe respect to anyone who would enslave me by government force, nor is it wise for such a person to expect it. -- Isaiah Amberay
"Thats not a gun....this is a gun."
(With Australian accent)
Call 911 and be a good witness.
Draw and say
"Just like P......s "Male anatomy" Mine's a lot bigger and better functioning than yours. "
A 1911 is Not an obsession, it's simply a recognition that it's THE Gun. :-) All others are runner ups. And hey, if all else fails, aim for the nose and fling it to knock out your foe. Let's see y'all do that with a kel-Tec. ;-)
Thats funny! Great posts. LOL.
I would purposely drop my item right in front of him and when he bent over to pick it up he would get a knee full of wranglers in the face. I then would let his parents know this want to be punk is more than welcome to come stay with me at the ranch and learn a thing or two about an honest days work by building miles of fence with no vehicle access and if he wants to walk thats fine its 23 miles to the closest town. Also all my broke horses would be at the back end of the ranch with only the broncs up close that way if he wants to leave real bad he'll have the ride of his life trying.
I pull my weapon and yell: "this ones real! down on the ground NOW!!"
Glock 32 & 27
Kimber Ultra & Crimson
Pull yours and ask punk can you run faster then 1250 feet per second?
Hitler once said, “The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerers who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing.”
1: Put him in a headlock, give him a noogie, and tell him, loudly "You're so cute! Now, you go out to the car and play with your sister, like a good boy, and quit trying to scare the nice lady!"
2: Say, in your best fey voice, "Oooooh, such a big GUN you have there, would you like to come home with me and have some fun?"
3: Eject your sleeve gun, and say... "You talkin' to me? ARE you talkin' to me? Well there ain't nobody else here!"
4: Say, "What we have here, is failure to communicate." while drawing your weapon and poking his forehead with it.
But I have to admit the "on the count of three" was the best response!
Seeing as how this is a joke filled thread,How about this?: Watch the video between 1:44 and 1:54
YouTube - Lethal Weapon 1--Drug Deal Bust
BETTER TO BE TRIED BY 12 THAN CARRIED BY 6
Hesitation kills faster than a bullet.
If your head is up your *$$ you are unaware of danger. You are in the perfect position to kiss it goodbye.
Open Carry LAW for Pennsylvania
I'd tell someone to dial 911 and also tell the clerk to call for a cleanup at the register cause "this young man is about to piss himself", then grin maniacly. Then tell him to pull the trigger.
Arkansas Concealed Carry Instructor #12-751
If guns kill people, then:
Pincels miss spel werds;
Cars make people drive drunk;
And spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat.