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    Give him what he deserves....
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    If you know it is an airsoft pistol, just do a simple disarm as you feign compliance. But make sure, like someone said here, that you don't get shot in the eyes and throat. Again you gotta be 100% sure it is not the real thing.

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    I would start singing a Lady Gaga song,that would make him run

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    pull my firearm out and proceed to put my finger in the barrel of his gun and tell him to then do the same to mine.

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    Grasseater // Grass~eat~er noun, often attributive \ˈgras-ē-tər\
    A person who is incapable of independent thought; a person who is herd animal-like in behavior; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
    See also Sheep

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    Um safety first, I'm going to put on my safety glasses.

    Then tell him "Grab a pack of lifesavers and throw them on the counter your damn self, you're going to have to shoot me because I ain't helping you rob a store."

    When he starts studdering and blinking in shock, my inner ninja would surface and I would field strip his "gun" while still in his hand, put him in a crossface chicken wing hold and while he's face down on the counter whisper in his ear "I woulda shot you with my own gun, but I just checked the ammo cabinet and they were fresh outta 9mm so I didn't wanna waste one on your pansy ass!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    Um safety first, I'm going to put on my safety glasses...
    You forgot your $150 electronic hearing protection and bullet proof jock (Super Troopers)
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    Grasseater // Grass~eat~er noun, often attributive \ˈgras-ē-tər\
    A person who is incapable of independent thought; a person who is herd animal-like in behavior; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
    See also Sheep

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    I always wear my Supertrooper bullet proof jock, who doesn't??
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    Just a reminder, though, that the use of deadly force is authorized only to protect your own life or another. If you KNOW it is an airsoft, you can't use deadly force. If you don't know, well, he shouldn't have brought a toy to a gunfight.
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    I'm going to teach him what his Daddy should have taught him. I'm going to proceed to whip his arse and turn him over to the Police explaining I just realized the weapon was a fake.
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    "...she can't unlock the till unless she scans something to purchase. The teen sees you are holding an item in you hand, points the gun at you and demands you turn over the merch so the cashier can unlock the till. At this moment you can clearly see he is armed with nothing but an airsoft gun.

    What's your next move?"


    I would beam him in the face with the can of black-eyed peas I would just happen to have in my hands at checkout. He did demand it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beretta View Post
    "...she can't unlock the till unless she scans something to purchase. The teen sees you are holding an item in you hand, points the gun at you and demands you turn over the merch so the cashier can unlock the till. At this moment you can clearly see he is armed with nothing but an airsoft gun.

    What's your next move?"


    I would beam him in the face with the can of black-eyed peas I would just happen to have in my hands at checkout. He did demand it...
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    "Sure, dude."
    "Uh, Ma'am, would you please get me a box of the 45 hollowpoints? I'm gonna need to reload after cappin this punk."

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    Really......I'd hand him the item and have them finish their transaction.......

    Probably have to move to another line though because I think after a robbery they'd have to close that register down.

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