A purely fun "what if"

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    I honestly think I may have to pistol whip him... repeatedly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beretta View Post
    "...she can't unlock the till unless she scans something to purchase. The teen sees you are holding an item in you hand, points the gun at you and demands you turn over the merch so the cashier can unlock the till. At this moment you can clearly see he is armed with nothing but an airsoft gun.

    What's your next move?"


    I would beam him in the face with the can of black-eyed peas I would just happen to have in my hands at checkout. He did demand it...
    You actually eat black eyed peas? Thats the best use for em yet think I'll grab a can for throwing next time a WW just in case

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbum View Post
    You actually eat black eyed peas? Thats the best use for em yet think I'll grab a can for throwing next time a WW just in case
    Nah, not really. But those black-eyed peas in the can wont be the only ones with black eyes after Ive thrown it
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    if he has a airsoft pistol i would take it from him, if he had a rifle, i would break the magazine, break the barrel, then take the gun from him and break it over his head, all the while laughing and dancing in a circle around him while chanting a satanic ritual
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    Pull out an 11" bowie knife and say "looks like I just brought a knife to a gunfight"
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    win ^^^^^
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    Pull out my gun and say "head or chest?"
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    The on 3 was definitely the best.
    I would give him one of these and then one of these while saying "NO Bad teenager thats my coca-cola!"

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    The look of amusement on my face would probably be enough said for him to look for someone else to play the scared victum role.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCWFlaRuger View Post
    I honestly think I may have to pistol whip him... repeatedly.
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    Well, since we're leaving the real world of law and punishments with this one...

    I makes no matter to me that the gun has an orange blaze. Those are easily painted onto a real gun. I'd have no way to know if his pistol was real or not. I am, thus, in fear of my life and missing A-Team reruns on TV Land.

    I'd whip out my 226 and shoot the punk in the face until my magazine was empty. I hate standing in lines. I'd pull two grenades from my cargo-shorts pockets and hurl one left and one right to take care of any backup Tangos he might be running with.

    After I've grenaded his friends and am done capping this lamer, I'd help him to his feet. We'd have Pepsi and hot dogs at the concession stand and swap war stories. AirSoft rules and you get to shoot people in the face! I'd suggest to him that he tape over the orange blaze, like I did on my 226, since it's distracting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MedicMan218 View Post
    You knock him the eff out!!
    Drop the little creep like a hot potato. When he comes to tell him how luck he is you didn't shoot is dumb little azz for playing with toy guns in the real world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by havegunjoe View Post
    Drop the little creep like a hot potato. When he comes to tell him how luck he is you didn't shoot.
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    Vaporize him with my phaser. No evidence he existed--no crime!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TangoMonkey View Post
    Except I use the pansy-ass punk's debit card to pay for my stuff and everyone behind me.
    that's great...

    Me:"Well were not just going to let you walk out of here."
    Punk: Who do you me 'we' sucker"
    Me: "Smith and Wesson, and Me."
    (pull mine out)
    Me:"go ahead make my day"

    sorry had too^^^

    No but seriously if I knew it was an airsoft I would do one of two things CQC disarm and beat the poop out of him.

    Or

    Draw on him just to show everyone that good guys with guns need to be allowed in the store.

    depends on the mood I'm in that day.
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