A purely fun "what if"

[Laser Sailor]

Here's the deal, this is a just for fun situation, any action you take will not result in prosecution (we're leaving the real world for just a moment . . .)


You are at Wally-World, yare are carrying your EDC, whatever it may be. You're in line to check out when you see a teenager pull a gun on the cashier, he demands all the money from the till. She is very nervious and says she can't unlock the till unless she scans something to purchase. The teen sees you are holding an item in you hand, points the gun at you and demands you turn over the merch so the cashier can unlock the till. At this moment you can clearly see he is armed with nothing but an airsoft gun.

What's your next move?

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[TangoMonkey]

Here's the deal, this is a just for fun situation, any action you take will not result in prosecution (we're leaving the real world for just a moment . . .)


You are at Wally-World, yare are carrying your EDC, whatever it may be. You're in line to check out when you see a teenager pull a gun on the cashier, he demands all the money from the till. She is very nervious and says she can't unlock the till unless she scans something to purchase. The teen sees you are holding an item in you hand, points the gun at you and demands you turn over the merch so the cashier can unlock the till. At this moment you can clearly see he is armed with nothing but an airsoft gun.

What's your next move?

By loudly saying "that is a TOY GUN" you are going to probably scare the crap out of him and he will run. Just be very sure that it is an air soft gun, and don’t let him shoot you in the eye.

[MedicMan218]

You knock him the eff out!!

[Dakotaranger]

Blow to his throat while grabbing for the airsoft pistol with the other hand

[Guantes]

Draw and tell him, "On three we both shoot."

[MedicMan218]

Draw and tell him, "On three we both shoot."

it'd be all like and the kid would be all like
it'd be great !

[Laser Sailor]

No Clint Eastwoodesq one liners? C'mon guys have fun with it . . .

[larebel]

Pull mine out and make him drop it..

[BikerRN]

Being that this is purely fantasy, and the nefarious teenager has an Airsoft, I hand him my item that I am waiting to purchase.

Biker: "Here hold this."
Teen: Holding item
Biker: Draws gun and places it between the eyes of teen
Teen: Looks at gun placed between his eyes
Biker: "Now what was it you wanted me to do?"
Teen: Eyes roll in head and teen faints
Biker: Picks up package and pays for it after stepping over fainted teen
Biker: Exits stage left without looking back

Biker

[TangoMonkey]

Being that this is purely fantasy, and the nefarious teenager has an Airsoft, I hand him my item that I am waiting to purchase.

Biker: "Here hold this."
Teen: Holding item
Biker: Draws gun and places it between the eyes of teen
Teen: Looks at gun placed between his eyes
Biker: "Now what was it you wanted me to do?"
Teen: Eyes roll in head and teen faints
Biker: Picks up package and pays for it after stepping over fainted teen
Biker: Exits stage left without looking back

Biker

Except I use the pansy-ass punk's debit card to pay for my stuff and everyone behind me.

[Bark'n]

Draw and tell him, "On three we both shoot."

Winner

[SIGguy229]

Only one thing will work in this case...

fluid shock wave strikes

...it's the only way to be sure...

[Bark'n]

Only one thing will work in this case...

fluid shock wave strikes

...it's the only way to be sure...

That's a close second!

I like the "On three, we both shoot!" the best though.

[kelcarry]

I personally like Guantes' comment. After the comment I would make sure he pays for my merchandise

[razor02097]

combining Clint Eastwood movies I would sweep and grip while whistling "the good, the bad and the ugly" theme then say...

"you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" OOORrr
mix it up with crocodile dundee and say (in Australian accent) "Thats not a gun.... THIS is a gun"