A purely fun "what if"

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    A purely fun "what if"

    Here's the deal, this is a just for fun situation, any action you take will not result in prosecution (we're leaving the real world for just a moment . . .)


    You are at Wally-World, yare are carrying your EDC, whatever it may be. You're in line to check out when you see a teenager pull a gun on the cashier, he demands all the money from the till. She is very nervious and says she can't unlock the till unless she scans something to purchase. The teen sees you are holding an item in you hand, points the gun at you and demands you turn over the merch so the cashier can unlock the till. At this moment you can clearly see he is armed with nothing but an airsoft gun.

    What's your next move?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laser Sailor View Post
    Here's the deal, this is a just for fun situation, any action you take will not result in prosecution (we're leaving the real world for just a moment . . .)


    You are at Wally-World, yare are carrying your EDC, whatever it may be. You're in line to check out when you see a teenager pull a gun on the cashier, he demands all the money from the till. She is very nervious and says she can't unlock the till unless she scans something to purchase. The teen sees you are holding an item in you hand, points the gun at you and demands you turn over the merch so the cashier can unlock the till. At this moment you can clearly see he is armed with nothing but an airsoft gun.

    What's your next move?
    By loudly saying "that is a TOY GUN" you are going to probably scare the crap out of him and he will run. Just be very sure that it is an air soft gun, and don’t let him shoot you in the eye.

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    You knock him the eff out!!
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    Blow to his throat while grabbing for the airsoft pistol with the other hand
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Draw and tell him, "On three we both shoot."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guantes View Post
    Draw and tell him, "On three we both shoot."

    it'd be all like and the kid would be all like
    it'd be great !
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    No Clint Eastwoodesq one liners? C'mon guys have fun with it . . .
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    -- Robert A. Heinlein.

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    Pull mine out and make him drop it..

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    Being that this is purely fantasy, and the nefarious teenager has an Airsoft, I hand him my item that I am waiting to purchase.

    Biker: "Here hold this."
    Teen: Holding item
    Biker: Draws gun and places it between the eyes of teen
    Teen: Looks at gun placed between his eyes
    Biker: "Now what was it you wanted me to do?"
    Teen: Eyes roll in head and teen faints
    Biker: Picks up package and pays for it after stepping over fainted teen
    Biker: Exits stage left without looking back

    Biker

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    Quote Originally Posted by BikerRN View Post
    Being that this is purely fantasy, and the nefarious teenager has an Airsoft, I hand him my item that I am waiting to purchase.

    Biker: "Here hold this."
    Teen: Holding item
    Biker: Draws gun and places it between the eyes of teen
    Teen: Looks at gun placed between his eyes
    Biker: "Now what was it you wanted me to do?"
    Teen: Eyes roll in head and teen faints
    Biker: Picks up package and pays for it after stepping over fainted teen
    Biker: Exits stage left without looking back

    Biker
    Except I use the pansy-ass punk's debit card to pay for my stuff and everyone behind me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guantes View Post
    Draw and tell him, "On three we both shoot."
    Winner
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    "The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."

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    Only one thing will work in this case...

    fluid shock wave strikes

    ...it's the only way to be sure...
    Magazine <> clip - know the difference

    martyr is a fancy name for crappy fighter
    You have never lived until you have almost died. For those that have fought for it, life has a special flavor the protected will never know

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGguy229 View Post
    Only one thing will work in this case...

    fluid shock wave strikes

    ...it's the only way to be sure...
    That's a close second!

    I like the "On three, we both shoot!" the best though.
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    I personally like Guantes' comment. After the comment I would make sure he pays for my merchandise

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    combining Clint Eastwood movies I would sweep and grip while whistling "the good, the bad and the ugly" theme then say...

    "you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" OOORrr
    mix it up with crocodile dundee and say (in Australian accent) "Thats not a gun.... THIS is a gun"
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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