Dinner, and a show

[HKtexas]

This guy besides being a horses ass is a super moron, he requested they bring him a proper meal?? I can only imagine what the special ingredient would have been had they complied with his request. It might have been worth putting off calling the cops until after he had finished his meal.

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[lambo969]

Good dinner, good show, good ending, good night!

[TedBeau]

I like the image that springs to mind of the waitress asking bubba the hulking chef in back to help her deal with a rude guest. Big bubba would come out with his bloody apron and slam an axe handle on their table and ask "we got a problem gentlemen?" See how tuff he is then! Bubba ain't afraid a goin back to prison, no sir.

Good response in bubba absence! wow we gots lottsa smilies!

Naw, bubba would have brought out the 8 inch meat cleaver and sank it an inch deep into the table, then asked if there was a problem!

[searcher 45]

The guy ends up taste-testing the carpet with a knee on the back of his neck while the cuffs go on, and then gets dragged out of the establishment to the applause of a few other diners and staff.

Best part of the whole account!!!!!!!