What? No one would tweet Obama? Why ever not? :blink:
Some of the options were hilarious!
BTW, it's good to know that I have a "real" gun! :wink:
I picked 911...... Gov sponsored dial a prayer.:sheep:
Ask for my check?
I am sure that I saw a gun buster on the door; so this is not happening. I would call 911; ACORN to and ask for a Community Organizer to negotiate with the gunman; Hope he's only got 10 round magazines so he'll have to reload before he kills you; HOPE his gun jams before he kills you; and if I violated the gun buster (which I would not do) and he got to close for my safety and I believe, as would any other resonable person that my life or the life of another was in danger or there was a threat of grave bodily harm; I would shoot till the threat is ended.
SO: all of the above!
I voted as if this was serious as I see some others took it as more of a joke. but what is best to hope for is it never happening. Also I hope his gun jams and then we can hold him at gun point for police. I don't want to shoot anyone.
If this thread continues I'll have to make up old George Carlin lines that have never existed.
Dinner plates make great Ninja frisbees. Get hit with a bunch of those, he'll be saying "Ouch!"
Unless it's a place with those cheap plastic plates.
Let's defer to the expert on the subject of crazed shooters in restaurants.
Just voted the closest since all were sort of lacking.
I like the ninja tuck roll, but since I cant do anything close to that wonder would a penguin like fast waddle while fireing 2 45s with one hand and a tactical shotgun with the other work? All striking center mass of course.
Failing that tactic I suppose one could kick him the in the uterus with a devastating disarming tactic???:blink: :danceban:
I would take cover, pay my check, leave a tip, call 911, then waste that punk! I'll be darned if he hurts me and/or my family!
Oh, but wait a minute...in my state I can't be trusted to have a gun in a restaurant that serves alcohol so I need to run like a ***** and hope he doesn't shoot me in the back. So much for HOPE and change.