Better Than a Little Blue Pill

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    Better Than a Little Blue Pill

    A friend of mineís home security system alarmed one night about 2:00 a.m. It was a VERY windy night. The systemís control panel told him that the kitchen door was ajar. He told his wife that the wind had probably blown the door open but that they would be cautious and clear the house, as they had trained to do in a self defense class. He led the way with a .45 Glock and a tactical light. She followed as backup with her .38 Spl snubbie. They cleared each room and confirmed that the wind had blown the kitchen door open. It had opened only a couple of inches before a mechanical security device stopped it.

    When they got back to bed, she was so turned on by having watched him clear the house that Ö well, letís just say they didnít fall right back to sleep! Now heís willing to pay someone to come trip the alarm in the middle of some night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jofrdo View Post
    Now heís willing to pay someone to come trip the alarm in the middle of some night.

    Only if he promises he is loaded with blanks! (No pun intended)
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Wink

    an adrenaline pump.

    oh sorry...I just caught my typo.

    that should be adrenaline "dump"...not pump.

    The "P" is real close to the "d" on my keyboard.
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    I wonder if I could train my dogs to alert for no reason...
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    Finally, a use for those CCW badges .
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

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    A 'badge' and a 'gun'...would probably require two house clearings a night...I remember those days...

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    This sounds like a plan. I'm going to be setting that alarm off a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I wonder if I could train my dogs to alert for no reason...
    that does not sound right...
    "Personal weapons are what raised mankind out of the mud..."
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    that is awsome i may have to try that tonight... sixto whats with the dogs
    When the dust settles only the prepared will survive.

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    How much will he pay me to trip the alarm? I'd charge a modest fee but more if he wants to actually rough up the "bad guy" to really get the wife going.

    That was some funny stuff. I might have to try that myself. Hmmmm....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sig P239 View Post
    How much will he pay me to trip the alarm? I'd charge a modest fee but more if he wants to actually rough up the "bad guy" to really get the wife going.

    That was some funny stuff. I might have to try that myself. Hmmmm....
    we could make it a team effort and really get her going for him. anything to help.
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    There must be a bunch of fishermen here. I have never seen a thread so close to "breaking the line of good taste" and releasing it just in time.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    all I have to say is I know where she is coming from....

    men should be men... nuff said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    There must be a bunch of fishermen here. I have never seen a thread so close to "breaking the line of good taste" and releasing it just in time.
    "Personal weapons are what raised mankind out of the mud..."
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