Last day of school Deep in the inner city. I am beloved by the good kids and hated by the BAD ACTORS because being the sheepdog that I am, I refuse to put up with their crap. I'll have them expelled, suspended or arrested as need be. I don't fear the punks at all. ZERO.
Just a few moments ago I was opening my locked classroom door to go inside (it's my planning period and I was trying to get a jump on "signing out of the building" for vacation) when a projectile SLAMMED into the door inches from my head! A pause of a split second and ANOTHER slammed into the door by my side! Raw egg. I'm splattered. I spun to face the threat but the little GO-rillas or insurgents had returned to the rock they crawled out from under. It's only 10 am. Of course, school is out today at 1pm after the last exam. I wonder if anybody will have the HUEVOS (spelling, Miggy?) to actually try and "GIT SOME" in a real frontal attack? Has never happened yet in 18 years but heck I am gettin' older. Maybe somebody thinks they will survive. Never mess with an old sheepdog. He might have one good BITE left. Of course I am unarmed...because I am a law abiding citizen and you know...I don't need a gun in this situation anyway. Even if I could carry here, I wouldn't carry a firearm, but a TASER would be KEWL. Maybe even some OC. But in this case, it's just little old me and some Aikido training and experiences. It's only going to take one to step up and have any other kid watch me put him down on his back, hard and the word will spread like it did at my last inner city school that the crazy old former army captain is not to be screwed with....
If I can get thru this day without putting somebody in jail or in the hospital....it may well be a miracle. The thugs are out in force and the SCHOOL is unable to cope. I called the office on the emergency line and so far nobody has responded to a THIRD DEGREE FELONY occurring on school property. That's the law. Egging me is classified as a "battery." It might get much worse within the next few hours. What's bad is that all the upper level administrators have left the property to attend the Graduation ceremonies. So the thugs really are in control here. I'll keep y'all posted. It might be an exciting day afterall.
Wait! I can hear movement on the other side of my locked door. The bell will ring in three minutes. I'll have to open my door to let the last class in to take the last final exam. If anybody is going to try something it might well be then. WOOHOO! Tally Ho! Scouts out!