I'm pretty sure I was just assessed by a 2-man team when I stopped for gas in Leesburg on my way home.
I had just started pumping the gas when I spotted a guy out of the corner of my eye headed my way. My attire was an untucked button-up shirt and bluejeans and a pair of oakley's effectively holding my hair up and back.
Anywho...Guy #1 arrives and strikes up a conversation. Basically says he needs directions to the Expo Center. I give him my directions as best I can, keeping it short and to the point. At the end he thanked me and then "hit me up" for an internet business plan - Yeah I know talk about my radar going blip blip blip. So I try my best to wrap up with this guy and he starts to walk away and as he reached his car parked just at the other end of the station(currently my 12oclock) I noticed he NODDED! There were a few other cars around, but for the most part there was no one else there. Who or what was he nodding to? Within seconds of his "nod" a second guy(Guy# 2) approaches from back around my 8 oclock asking for a "jump"(presumably a jump-start of a dead battery). I told him sure I'd help jump, but I don't have cables. He immediately yelled across the station to Guy #1 that was just getting into his car, and asked him for jump cables.
I decided to help just in case it was legit, but kept my guard up. I pulled my car over around to this guy's truck and popped my hood. He mentions that he forgot and left his lights on while he was in McD's and must have burned the battery (HIGH ALERT!!!). I remembered seeing this truck pull in after I did and he NEVER went in McDonalds! About this time Guy#1 shows back up with the Jump cables. I kept them on my weak side and went around to my drivers side to start my car back up.
At that point while in my car I did what everyone here calls the "Virginia-Tuck". So I got back out of the car and approached Guy#1 and took one end of the cables while Guy#2 hooked them up to his own battery. Here's the kicker: When I hooked up my side I kept them on my weak side and when I attached the clips, I attached the red to positive, but when neither were looking directly at me, connected the Black to a PLASTIC CLIP! It never completed the circuit (did this on purpose). So I told him to "start 'er up" and turned so it was obvious what was on my strong side (1911). Both of them had that glazed look so it was clear they saw it. Anyway, Guy#2 got back in his truck and MAGICALLY it started!!!
He got back out and thanked me and the Guy#1 and we all parted ways. I find it interesting though that they both split pretty fast!
So what do y'all think? Was I interviewed for sheep status or what?