I just peppered sprayed my shower door installer

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    I just peppered sprayed my shower door installer

    So the shower door installer arrives. When he rang the doorbell, I noticed that there was a package delivered from UPS. As he is bringing in the door and his tools, I am opening up the package.

    Inside the box is my order of pepper spray from Spitefire. I pulled out one of the packages, open it up and examine it. I am talking with the installer, now in my bathroom, and "playing" with the canister. I push the button and nothing happens. Then I remember that you have to push the button and push forward, so I do that. Then the canister fires. I actually hit the shower door which was good because that was between the nozzle and his face. The spray fills the air and we both have to clear out of the room because we are gagging and can't breath.

    Rule 1: The gun is always loaded.

    I just didn't think they would ship it fully loaded. Duh. My bad.

    Fortunately it was funny for both of us and nobody got hurt. But I will say that Spitefire is good stuff.

    OK. I have bent over. You may commence kicking me in the butt.
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    Ha Ha Ha Ha

    "I push the button and nothing happens."

    WHY??? Did you DO that in FIRST PLACE?
    Did you WANT something to happen inside your house in your bathroom?

    You just made my day today.
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    I just didn't think they would ship it fully loaded.
    Did you think you had to go juice a bunch of peppers and load it yourself?
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    Bet you won't make that mistake again

    Glad everything worked out and your installer isn't mad about it.

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    Instructions? We don't need no schtinking instructions!

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    Picturing that scenario was the best laugh all week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holdcard View Post
    Bet you won't make that mistake again

    Glad everything worked out and your installer isn't mad about it.

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    I sprayed my spitfire into the air INTENTIONALLY to see what it would do and know what to expect. Also to get the effects of pepper spray. I feel if one is going to use pepper spray one should expect to get sprayed with it.
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    At least you didn't look down the "barrel"...

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    To quote Daffy Duck: "Whatever you do, don't push the RED button!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by exactlymypoint View Post
    So the shower door installer arrives. When he rang the doorbell, I noticed that there was a package delivered from UPS. As he is bringing in the door and his tools, I am opening up the package.

    Inside the box is my order of pepper spray from Spitefire. I pulled out one of the packages, open it up and examine it. I am talking with the installer, now in my bathroom, and "playing" with the canister. I push the button and nothing happens. Then I remember that you have to push the button and push forward, so I do that. Then the canister fires. I actually hit the shower door, but the spray fills the air. We both have to clear out of the room because we are gagging and can't breath.

    Rule 1: The gun is always loaded.

    I just didn't think they would ship it fully loaded. Duh. My bad.

    Fortunately it was funny for both of us and nobody got hurt. But I will say that Spitefire is good stuff.

    OK. I have bent over. You may commence kicking me in the butt.
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    Oh man I can just picture that, priceless!

    I did that once with my Mom's pepper spray when I was pretty young (5 or so). Once was enough.
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    Sorry, but I've got to ask. The first time you picked up a revolver, did you load 4 or 5 rounds before spinning the cylinder? Glad your both okay.
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