The other day someone was beating on the door. My fiance comes to the bedroom to ask me to open the door since she's not dressed to answer the door and had the flu. I get to the door and the beating is hard at this point. As I reach to snatch open the door the person on the other side tries the door knob. It's locked. I snatch open the door and there stands my ex-wife. She askes me why I looked so weird. I explained that I thought you were the illegal alien neighbors wanting a ride again. Only you tried to open the door. If anyone else had been standing on my porch I would have severally beaten them. She only tested the door knob because our son was staying with me and was gonna leave his cloths bag hanging on the knob.