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    I believe that ranks up there with the strangest shootings I've ever heard of. What a strange situation.
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    That is just about the craziest story I have ever heard. The guy showed up with a chainsaw and a plate of pork chops? Strange.
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    OK, I gotta ask. Who else carries around a chain saw AND a plate of pork chops?

    This is just as screwy as I have ever heard. Man starts sawing on another man's tree and then asks to join the poker game, where he has to sell his plate of pork chops to ante in, looses and then goes after another man with a knife where the other man is given a rifle to club the first man with. THEN he shoots him.

    WOW, I need a nap after reading that one.
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    what?

    well, that tops the chart's for today i do believe.
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    You cheated me outta $1.50 worth of pork chops!

    What daheell am I gonna eat fer dinner tonight!

    I'm gonna slice you from ear to ear with this here knife and then I'm gonna takes me my chainsaw and cut me some more limbs offen yer damn tree!


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    Well since that was down the road from me I'll ask a member of Auburn's PD about it.

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    Hmmm, wonder how they determined the pork chops were worth a buck-fifty?
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    Was he off his meds?

    No other explanation makes sense to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tangle View Post
    Hmmm, wonder how they determined the pork chops were worth a buck-fifty?
    Yeah. Those must have been some real lousy chops!
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    Anybody think that there was any beer being had with the pork chops.

    What a crazy story.
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    Was he carrying the chainsaw concealed ?

    That's got to be true because even the craziest reporter couldn't make it up
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    Sounds like it could've been near here lol Over on CRACK row of coarse! Dey was on sumpin dats fer sho!
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    I really thought that there wasn't anything they could print that hadn't happened before,but I apparently was wrong
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    Well I guess we now know what is dumber than taking a knife to a gunfight......taking a platter of pork chops to a poker game!
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