Funny Story at the mall

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    Funny Story at the mall

    Last night i was walking across our mall parking lot and since they don't allow firearms inside i had my pistol locked in the glove box of the truck. I did however still have my holster on (just kinda hard to take off). I noticed a guy run out of door right toward me with stuff under his shirt as soon as he saw me he put his hands up dropped the merchandise and went down with his hands behind his back..Keep in mind i have not said a word to the man up to this point. Then the security guards run out the door and grab the guy, they asked me how i got him to stop and i told him i didn't have a clue. They then asked the guy why he stopped. He told them he saw my holster and my sunglasses and thought i was an off duty cop, once i pulled up my shirt after he was in custody and all he saw was a holster he just started crying. The security guards then about died laughing at him..No reward though!?!

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    Cool story --- stopping the BGs doesn't get much easier than that. Now ... if we could just get all the crooks in Congress to do the same!

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    Wow

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    ..... run out of door right toward me with stuff under his shirt as soon as he saw me he put his hands up dropped the merchandise and went down with his hands behind his back... He told them he saw my holster and my sunglasses and thought i was an off duty cop, once i pulled up my shirt after he was in custody and all he saw was a holster he just started crying. The security guards then about died laughing at him..No reward though!?!

    Wow, and they always drop the goods, gun or drugs on TV then run like the rats they are. I guess real life isn't like TV.

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    Haha wow that's awesome. Good job on helping out the security guards.
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    Which Mall are you talking about?
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    That would be a sight to see.
    Like the above comment, could you go to DC and try that. Would be nice if they would do the same.
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    thas funny my wife and i got a good laugh just remember you cant fix stupid
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    Sounds like he's had a similar experience that didn't end as well. I'll bet the look on his face was about the same as the punk who had to ask himself if he felt lucky, then found out that Harry's .44 really was empty.
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    THAT is awesome!
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    Haha, funny stuff

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    Too bad the mall won't take down there gun buster sign.
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    Now that is funny!

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    They should have at least offered you a gift certificate from the store the guy ripped off, as a goodwill gesture.


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    That's too funny.

    Reminds of something that happened nearly twenty years ago. I was sitting in the passenger seat of a squad car and watched a guy take a 12 Pack of beer and proceed past the cash register and out the door.

    He turned the corner and saw the car. The look on his face, and his attempted at trying to not drop the 12 Pack was comical to say the least. He did end up dropping it.

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