Classic Concealed Carry story

Classic Concealed Carry story

This is a discussion on Classic Concealed Carry story within the Carry & Defensive Scenarios forums, part of the Defensive Carry Discussions category; Buddy of mine found this on Craigslist.com a while back, thought I would share. Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Mugged Me ...

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    Classic Concealed Carry story

    Buddy of mine found this on Craigslist.com a while back, thought I would share.

    Posted to Craig's List Personals:

    To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown

    I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that
    you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the
    knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my
    girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come
    across this message. I'd like to apologize.

    I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my
    pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing
    the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that
    cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me
    that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had
    just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
    Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when
    pointed at your head, isn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back
    to wherever you'd come from with that brown stinking
    sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even
    worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,
    cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling
    up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us
    again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or
    "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining
    to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on
    your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys
    over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in
    your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

    I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell.
    They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which
    ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only
    had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know
    what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently
    cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening
    phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

    So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on
    you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so
    I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already
    washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like
    to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants.
    What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd
    also like to apologize for not killing you and instead
    making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that
    you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time
    you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email
    me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!


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    That's an oldie, but a goodie.

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    Never saw it...I like that.
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    I've seen other similar posts...I like the one where he made threatening calls to the White House on the dudes cell phone and he should be looking forward to a chat with the Secret Service soon.
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    I used to love to eat at Vinnie Van Go-Go's when I lived in Savannah, and I would have gotten mugged once not far from there had a guy that looked like he should have been a cop not seen what was happening and ran over to help me out...

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    Classic. Funny. GREAT.

    Kudos to the person who wrote it.

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    Thats a great story! I have seen it before, but always makes me smile.
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    He should get a diaper along with the reimbursement cost of laundry detergent.

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    Magazine <> clip - know the difference

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    You have never lived until you have almost died. For those that have fought for it, life has a special flavor the protected will never know

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    Got this one sent to me about 1.5 weeks ago.
    LM"FRIGGIN"AO, Was unconfirmed on snopes and truth or fiction,
    but you would thing any thug knucledragger worth his salt with an IQ
    of 50 , after reading this would join the missionaries or something. the part at the bottom is about the funniest!!

    "I'd
    also like to apologize for not killing you and instead
    making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that
    you'll reconsider your choice of path in life."


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    Yeah, real funny.....minus that whole armed robbery, armed crimminal action, possession of stolen property. The story is most likely a fabrication, and perhaps written by a wanna-be or an anti; however, I feel it is damaging to the image of the concealed carry community. You know, that image of law-abiding citizen who only wants to protect their family from the scum that threaten to prey upon them. This is not a personal attack to those who responded favorably; but, I'm dissapointed in the number of positive responses to the story, and that no one pointed out the criminal action of this individual (even if the story is false). I know it sounds like great revenge, but all of us should know better.
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    Don't know if it really happened but I sure hope so!
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    Quote Originally Posted by barracudamagoo View Post
    Yeah, real funny.....minus that whole armed robbery, armed crimminal action, possession of stolen property. The story is most likely a fabrication, and perhaps written by a wanna-be or an anti; however, I feel it is damaging to the image of conceal carry community. You know, that image of law-abiding citizen who only wants to protect their family from the scum that threaten to prey upon them. This is not a personal attack to those who responded favorably; but, I'm dissapointed in the number of positive responses to the story, and that no one pointed out the criminal action of this individual (even if the story is false). I know it sounds like great revenge, but all of us should know better.
    Thank you for the eye opener.

    I took it as a joke, and responded as such. I'm not a CCW Permit Holder and sometimes I just have to laugh at other's exspense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barracudamagoo View Post
    Yeah, real funny.....minus that whole armed robbery, armed crimminal action, possession of stolen property. The story is most likely a fabrication, and perhaps written by a wanna-be or an anti; however, I feel it is damaging to the image of the concealed carry community. You know, that image of law-abiding citizen who only wants to protect their family from the scum that threaten to prey upon them. This is not a personal attack to those who responded favorably; but, I'm dissapointed in the number of positive responses to the story, and that no one pointed out the criminal action of this individual (even if the story is false). I know it sounds like great revenge, but all of us should know better.
    I gotta admit.... I laughed hard.... then.... you're right.... It's a bad reflection on our carry community nation wide. According to the knife threat, he should have put two to the mid, and one to the lid. THAT, is not a joke. If you need to pull it out it's time to use it. Thank you for the balance.
    "The wicked flee when no one pursues,
    But the righteous are bold as a lion."

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