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    I refuse to be some predator's success story when he's with his dirtbag friends......perhaps I'll be the reason he'll never see his dirtbag friends again...ya' just never know.
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    I must admit, most of the people that I associate with are pro-gun. I haven't really had to explain it to anyone. Probably just say: "why not?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKPinPDX View Post
    OK... so what are some good "ONE LINERS" to respond with when someone says... why do you carry a gun? (snark-snark)
    psssst....nobody knows I'm carrying a gun!

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    Me: "Gun? What gun?
    Nosy person: "The one on your hip... The wind blew your shirt back and..."
    Me: "I have no idea what your talking about. Yes I will take fries with that, thanks"


    Edit: Rcuda, I believe we posted at the same time. Exactly my point :)
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    Because I don't want the police to use their chalk drawing my (or my loved one's) profile on the street. After all, they will arrive long after the action.

    Edit -- I forgot to mention that Jacksonville is the murder capital of Florida. And not just in the so called "bad neighborhoods". For some strange reason, the thugs have decided that home invasions where people actually have something worth stealing might be a better target.

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    This one shuts them up...

    My ex is a meth junkie and I have three kids to raise on my own. None of us want to die for someone else's drug problem.

    It is my unique situation, but most people hear the word METH and would be fine with me driving a tank around. It is scary stuff.
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    I had a LEO ask me that question... My answer was: "Do you ever listen to your own radio?".. He nodded and walked away.. ROFL

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    "Because the voices tell me to....can't you hear them?"
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    "you don"t ??? "

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    Thank you

    [QUOTE=Ice Man;1553527]This one shuts them up...

    Ice Man ... God bless you. You are doing what a "man" is supposed to do.

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    Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.
    Love it!

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    [QUOTE=StevePVB;1553574]
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Man View Post
    This one shuts them up...

    Ice Man ... God bless you. You are doing what a "man" is supposed to do.
    Thank you. All three are boys so we call our place the MAN CAVE!

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    Please don't talk to me right now..I can't listen to you and the voices in my head at the same time. starting mumbling then stare at them and ask them what they want???

    Lo siento, no hablo Inglés

    Hey, just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean no one is out to get me.

    I am required by my union...I am a hitman..ever heard of Jimmy Hoffa..

    I was once obducted by aliens...right out of my trailer...That ain't gonna happen again..hell, It still hurts to sit down...ahhhhggg...spit..

    I'm sorry I don't understand the question..repeat as often as needed until they leave.
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