"GOOD" one liners to respond with...

"GOOD" one liners to respond with...

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    OK... so what are some good "ONE LINERS" to respond with when someone says... why do you carry a gun? (snark-snark)

    Im not looking for the LONG DRAWN OUT legal/political type answers.... Just a good one to tell my close friends to "shut em up" sort of speak, in a "not-so-smart-a$$" kinda way... but in a "thought provoking" way.

    I just want a few GOOD answers to say back with out going into a long story or debate. Know what I mean?

    So whats your "standard" response to that... just curious.

    Thanks for the help.
    " If you keep aiming for NOTHING, you will hit it every time! "

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    "Why do you NOT carry a gun?, To each their own."

    "Watch the news"

    "You only get one shot in life"
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    Because I've probably put close to a hundred murder victims into body bags and taken them to the morgue and you haven't

    Because seeing a 70 year old woman with her head bashed in with a hammer and clothes ripped off made me want to puke

    Because I'd rather live than be in the receiving end of what I've seen

    Because I still think I can contribute to society... don't you?

    Because I have an obligation to provide for my family

    (some of those may not work for people in other occupations)
    Semper Fi

    "The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."

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    "Because a policeman is too heavy"

    From the Cornered Cat
    Fortune favors the bold.

    Freedom doesn't mean safe, it means free.

    The thing about "defense" is that it has practically nothing to do with guns. (As passed on by CCW9MM)

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    In case I have to shoot someone.

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    A person who is incapable of independent thought; a person who is herd animal-like in behavior; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
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    "You never know when you might have to kill somebody."

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    Because I can.

    Because it is my constitutional right.

    None of your business.

    To protect myself.
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    I agree with Bark'n. They should all ride along for a few days.

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    Because the police have no obligation to protect me...I do.
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    Some are obviously tongue-in-cheek.

    Attack me and find out.

    God made all men equal. Sam Colt makes me MORE equal.

    Because Chuck Norris can't be around all the time.

    "I am become Death - the Destroyer of worlds"

    Because when the smoke clears, I want to be the one still standing.

    Because I have a small penis.

    Because I'm gay and like something hard in my pocket to fondle.

    If you have to ask, you don't need to know.

    Because a nuclear device is too hard to conceal.

    Because my tank is in the shop.

    Because my trained attack tiger is at the vet's.

    To protect the sheeple like you.

    Actually, my REAL answer is most often: For self defense. End of discussion.

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    My reply is "Because a Cop is to heavy"
    A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

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    Why do you have insurance...?

    Why do you keep fire extinquishers in the house...?

    "gettin' there is half the fun."

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    "I use it to answer dumb questions"

    "the weight balances all the hand grenades in my other pocket"

    "Because I'm too old/slow/tired to fight or run"

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    why do you carry a gun?
    Cause the state said I could.

    How's your momer and nem.

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    My wife is a psychatrist who works with violent people and drug seekers, what do you think?

    Do you want to pay more taxes for police, or let me pay for a permit and do the job myself?!

    A Law Enforcement Officer is too heavy and expensive to carry, a gun is just right!

    If Guns kill people then all of mine are defective!
    My idea of gun control is using BOTH hands!

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