"GOOD" one liners to respond with...
This is a discussion on "GOOD" one liners to respond with... within the Concealed Carry Issues & Discussions forums, part of the Defensive Carry Discussions category; OK... so what are some good "ONE LINERS" to respond with when someone says... why do you carry a gun? (snark-snark)
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March 25th, 2010 03:24 AM
March 25th, 2010 03:25 AM
"Why do you NOT carry a gun?, To each their own."
"Watch the news"
"You only get one shot in life"
March 25th, 2010 03:39 AM
Because I've probably put close to a hundred murder victims into body bags and taken them to the morgue and you haven't
Because seeing a 70 year old woman with her head bashed in with a hammer and clothes ripped off made me want to puke
Because I'd rather live than be in the receiving end of what I've seen
Because I still think I can contribute to society... don't you?
Because I have an obligation to provide for my family
(some of those may not work for people in other occupations)
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
March 25th, 2010 03:40 AM
"Because a policeman is too heavy"
From the Cornered Cat
Fortune favors the bold.
Freedom doesn't mean safe, it means free.
The thing about "defense" is that it has practically nothing to do with guns. (As passed on by CCW9MM)
March 25th, 2010 06:45 AM
In case I have to shoot someone.
Grasseater // Grass~eat~er noun, often attributive \ˈgras-ē-tər\
A person who is incapable of independent thought; a person who is herd animal-like in behavior; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
See also Sheep
March 25th, 2010 06:52 AM
"You never know when you might have to kill somebody."
March 25th, 2010 07:12 AM
Because I can.
Because it is my constitutional right.
None of your business.
To protect myself.
If you understand, things are just as they are... If you do not understand, things are just as they are....
- Zen Saying
March 25th, 2010 07:24 AM
I agree with Bark'n. They should all ride along for a few days.
March 25th, 2010 07:43 AM
Because the police have no obligation to protect me...I do.
There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
March 25th, 2010 08:45 AM
Some are obviously tongue-in-cheek.
Attack me and find out.
God made all men equal. Sam Colt makes me MORE equal.
Because Chuck Norris can't be around all the time.
"I am become Death - the Destroyer of worlds"
Because when the smoke clears, I want to be the one still standing.
Because I have a small penis.
Because I'm gay and like something hard in my pocket to fondle.
If you have to ask, you don't need to know.
Because a nuclear device is too hard to conceal.
Because my tank is in the shop.
Because my trained attack tiger is at the vet's.
To protect the sheeple like you.
Actually, my REAL answer is most often: For self defense. End of discussion.
March 25th, 2010 08:50 AM
My reply is "Because a Cop is to heavy"
“You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”
― Robert A. Heinlein,
March 25th, 2010 08:50 AM
Why do you have insurance...?
Why do you keep fire extinquishers in the house...?
"gettin' there is half the fun."
March 25th, 2010 08:59 AM
"I use it to answer dumb questions"
"the weight balances all the hand grenades in my other pocket"
"Because I'm too old/slow/tired to fight or run"
March 25th, 2010 09:00 AM
Cause the state said I could.
How's your momer and nem.
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
March 25th, 2010 09:02 AM
My wife is a psychatrist who works with violent people and drug seekers, what do you think?
Do you want to pay more taxes for police, or let me pay for a permit and do the job myself?!
A Law Enforcement Officer is too heavy and expensive to carry, a gun is just right!
If Guns kill people then all of mine are defective!
My idea of gun control is using BOTH hands!
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