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    Silly Wife

    So, the wife wanted to take the family out and about tonight to look for a few places to take birthday pictures (my eldests are turning 5 in less then a month so the wife needs to take pictures to make birthday cards).. Well, we decided to look at one of the local Civil War Battlefields here in Central Virginia.. After the 15 minute drive we got to the entrance to the park.. At the entrance on the right hand side were the typical rules.. Like, take your trash out, no feeding animals, no speeding, etc.. At the very bottom of the rules was a plaque with a rifle and a line through it.. The rifle was pointing at a deer.. So, that tells me either "No Hunting" or "No Rifles".. Well, the wife says in a loud voice, "Ut Oh, no guns.." I reply, "No Hun, that mean no hunting.." "Oh," she says.. After a moment I look over at her and ask how she knows that I am carrying.. Her reply was, "you are breathing.."

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    I'd say that she has a great understanding on how it should be...
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    Quote Originally Posted by baloo10 View Post
    After a moment I look over at her and ask how she knows that I am carrying.. Her reply was, "you are breathing.."
    thats hilarious
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    Sounds like something my wife would say. My wife knows I don't consider myself dressed, unless I have my pistol on.
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    I'd say the thread title needs to be changed to "Smarty Wife". ;)

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    Now, if I can only get her to say the same about herself.. hmmmmmmmm..... The next project......

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    Quote Originally Posted by baloo10 View Post
    So, the wife wanted to take the family out and about tonight to look for a few places to take birthday pictures (my eldests are turning 5 in less then a month so the wife needs to take pictures to make birthday cards).. Well, we decided to look at one of the local Civil War Battlefields here in Central Virginia.. After the 15 minute drive we got to the entrance to the park.. At the entrance on the right hand side were the typical rules.. Like, take your trash out, no feeding animals, no speeding, etc.. At the very bottom of the rules was a plaque with a rifle and a line through it.. The rifle was pointing at a deer.. So, that tells me either "No Hunting" or "No Rifles".. Well, the wife says in a loud voice, "Ut Oh, no guns.." I reply, "No Hun, that mean no hunting.." "Oh," she says.. After a moment I look over at her and ask how she knows that I am carrying.. Her reply was, "you are breathing.."
    I like it
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    Response would be "you are too and I wanta keep it that way"
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    Nice!

    BTW, who is John Galt and do the members here understand that quote?


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    Quote Originally Posted by violinjim View Post
    Nice!

    BTW, who is John Galt and do the members here understand that quote?


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    I do....John Galt is a fictional character in Ayn Rand 's novel "Atlas Shrugged".

    BTW...I'm sure you know what Molon Labe means. lol
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    Gotta love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by baloo10 View Post
    Her reply was, "you are breathing.."
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    Quote Originally Posted by baloo10 View Post
    Her reply was, "you are breathing.."
    +1 for picking a good woman.

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    Atta girl!
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