Walmart manager's bad joke

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    Moderators.....can I call manager a 'sphincter'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by INccwchris View Post
    uh wow, this was a major failure to think on that managers part, can you imagine if a cop overheard this and had stepped in and drawn down or tackled the man? what a jerk wagon, that was imo not a intelligent man, and you most assuredly should have pointed out his lack of intelligence to his supervisor
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    I can assure you if that happened while I was in that store I would have been mad enough to go get the store manager and file a complaint. That kind of behavior is unacceptable. Who knows what could have happened depending on who was in the area.

    I'm going to assume that you didn't pull your 1911. So good job for not panicking and turning the situation into something far worse for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hudsonvalley View Post
    Moderators.....can I call manager a 'sphincter'?


    ^^^^I don't know, but you should be able to call him an alimentary canal ending:^^^^^^^^^^^^^


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    Thanks Biomortis, I am a Wal-mart employee. I was unemployed for six months and searching for a job before I was hired by Wal-mart. It's a job and I do an honest day's work. I also am not lacking it the two qualities you are mentioned.

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    Allow me to correct my last sentence. I am not lacking the two qualities you have mentioned. Statements like that make me think of leaving this forum. No one likes to be judged because of where they work.

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    Not a joke in my book...just dumb!
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    What a DUMB A** .... Simple as that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biomortis View Post
    Why do people keep expecting Wal-Mart employees to be of sound mind and judgment? It's one rung above fast food......barely.
    What a sphincter.

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    Time to call or write to Walmart's CEO/ head office about this jerk's behavior.
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    Walmart manager's bad joke
    I had to go to walmart yesterday and pickup a quart of oil and a box of .45's for my new taurus 1911
    You need a quart of oil for your taurus?
    I can understand the .45's but a quart of oil?
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    What if you had drawn on the guy in the red cap and pointed your .45 at him? The manager surely would have realized his stupidity then.
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    What this guy did is pretty close to yelling fire in a crowded theatre,he's lucky some little old lady didn't have a heart attack
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    Quote Originally Posted by deafdave3 View Post
    What if you had drawn on the guy in the red cap and pointed your .45 at him? The manager surely would have realized his stupidity then.
    And OP would have realized his own when he was arrested for brandishing. It was a non-credible threat. You can't use someone else's reaction to gauge a threat, no matter how much adrenaline gets dumped into your blood. I don't know if I'd be able to resist telling the manager that I called 911 though. . . the look on his face as he tried to figure out a way to explain this to LE would have been priceless. Especially since the only one that would know they weren't coming would be me :)

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    Evaluation is at least as important as the other parts of SA, maybe more so. Good job.

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