A Funny and Dangerous Story: All in One
A friend and I, we'll call him Peter, were reminiscing recently - as only aging grey-hairs can do - about the remote past: and he went through a true story again though we both knew it when it happened and had spoken of it on occasion through the years, (another sign of aging):
Years ago a couple I knew - all of us in our roaring early 20s - had married quite young and the marriage eventually went sour. Best of friends today, many years later.
The guy, "Peter", was a good friend, as now, and would never have hurt his wife but could yell a lot and was fond of drink in those days.
So, one night, he was drunk and shouting and his wife called the police. The guy, "Peter", leaves the house, gathering his stuff first and walks out the door and across the front lawn to leave.
At that point the LEOs arrive, surround him on the lawn and one frisks him, while he stands, quick frisk. LEO finds nothing and they start to question Peter.
Suddenly he shoves his hand down mid-front of his pants towards you know where and yanks out a snub-nosed 38, displaying it proudly, laughing hysterically and yells: "HA HA HA !!! You MISSED IT!!!! HA HA HA".
(My friend at that time had a Security Guard License and could Carry)
He said he suddenly sobered up immediately when he instantly heard about 6 clicks and was surrounded by a very large number of guns pointed right at his heart.
After disarming him, not gently, the cops took him down to the station to have a "chat". No charges, just a "chat".
And that was the last time my friend, Peter, ever "pulled" THAT one.
