August 20th, 2006 03:41 PM
Why So Many Guns??
My wife says I don't need any more guns.You can only shoot one gun at a time,according to her.Well I came right back and asked her whay she had so many shoes and purses?you can only wear one pair at a time and carry one purse at a time and she said she needed them for different occasions,well there you go.I have different occasions too,target practice,skeet,trap,ccw gun,plinking,bullseye.so I need just as many.our debate is tied. sj
August 20th, 2006 03:45 PM
Don't forget the "its an investment" angle!
Assault is a behavior, not a device.
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August 20th, 2006 04:00 PM
And some can be classified as pieces of history (M1, 1911 etc...)
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? (Yuri Orlov [Nicolas Cage] Lord of War)
August 20th, 2006 04:03 PM
But honey, it is a hobby, like collecting stamps, or coins.
Some woman collect Purses and shoes I collect guns.
If it is not in the US Constitution then the Federal Government should not be doing it.
"Carrying a gun is a social responsibility."
August 20th, 2006 04:04 PM
August 20th, 2006 04:07 PM
To pass out to those without when the SHTF...
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August 20th, 2006 04:08 PM
Wife "Why do you think you need another gun? You don't even have enough room for the ones you've got now!"
Me "It is to keep away all the competition, you don't think I got you to marry me because of my good looks did you?"
If that doesn't work THEN you start bringing up the truckload of shoes...
August 20th, 2006 04:19 PM
You'll never get her to see an analogy between shoes and guns. I have two pistols and seven knives, and my wife just shakes her head. I tell her, two hands, two guns. I dunno what I'll say when I show up with a third. I guess I'll just point to all the shoe boxes that don't fit in her closet.
August 20th, 2006 04:39 PM
I find it works to remind her of what in inexpensive hobby shooting is when compared to boating and snowmobiling, the pursuits of many Minnesota dudes.
The investment angle works pretty good, too. Just buy guns but never sell one, positioning them as a "long-term investment". Who knows, they may be worth their weight in diamonds someday, right?!
August 20th, 2006 04:48 PM
I tell my wife I'm doing my part to keep guns off the street. She doesn't have a clue how successful I've been.
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone
The second amendment is the reset button of our Constitution.
August 20th, 2006 06:15 PM
The most correct answer to any question that begins with "Why...?" is "Why not?"
August 20th, 2006 06:22 PM
I use ''investment'' - reminding that there is enough equity to not only get be buried but - spare left over for my son to choose what he wants - and still go have a great vacation
The ''discovered'' new gun? ''But Hon - that has been in the back of the safe for ages - even I had near forgotten it was there
Chris - P95
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August 20th, 2006 06:28 PM
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