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    I run the in-house printing plant at my work, today I was asked to produce gunbuster signs to hang in various places around the building............

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    Don't do it! :)
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    Attention Criminals:

    Gun are not allowed on these premises.

    Pretty pretty please don't shoot the defenseless people that work here.
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    You should print up "No illegal guns" signs instead. Then you're scott free.
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    That could go under that stack of "Priority" jobs.
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    Don't those printing presses happen to break down at some of the oddest times?

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    Love the comments!

    I'm actually OK with my employers policy, the building is secure, you're not getting in without an access card. The company is very pro-gun, there are many collectors and carriers there, the owner has an impressive collection and we have a machinist who is also a gunsmith, it's not unusual to see a few employee handguns on his workbench.

    SA is very high, if anything suspicious is even suspected we have security guards and cops swarming the place, I feel perfectly safe, and there is no restriction on carrying in your vehicle.

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    Do signs carry the force of law in your state?

    -By Order of The Management-
    Committing Evil Acts
    With A Firearm
    Is not Permitted On These Premises


    -Attention-
    No Illegal
    Shootings of Our Employees
    Past This Point


    -Attention All Employees-
    The Unlicensed Possession
    Of A Firearm On These Premises
    Is Not Permitted
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    So why the signs?
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    Is there something special about your printed signs (subliminal, or otherwise) that result in compliance by the very criminals that blatantly ignore all other signs?

    I'm sure you're good at what you do ... but are you THAT good? Really?

    Thank goodness Sandy Hook Elementary school doors were locked and had signs ... Oh, wait ...
    Gun Free Zones are totally effective, and 100% safe ... (wait for it) ... (wait for it) ... until a bad guy with a gun shows up! Then suddenly, you have an uncontested Kill Zone of defensless sheep, patiently awaiting their turn for the slaughter.

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    I think I get it - since your employer is a gunsmith & since he repairs employees' guns he's getting a little tired of all the extra work he's been getting from them. With gunbuster signs displayed he can fire those employees that bring their guns to him for repair.
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    I wonder if this has anything to do with the recent "Sin City" articles about St Louis, and the stats that show St Louis with one of the highest rates of violent crimes per capita?

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    Civil litigation CYA.

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