Two 1911's
Four spare mags
Surfire searchlight
Box of Skittles
Small wooden Buddha
Rubber gloves
Four Benchmade Pica's
100 feet of parachute cord
Four Cohiba Churchhill cigars
Four Zippo lighters with MIA logos
One large can of bear repellent
A Glock 26
A Taurus .38 caliber CIA snubby
Three Kel-tec 3AT's
3 pounds of red licorice
Sponge Bob Square pants watch

Just kidding