Is the magazine half-full or half empty?

Is the magazine half-full or half empty?

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    Is the magazine half-full or half empty?

    (Take the Personality type poll at http://www.combatcarry.com/vbulletin...ad.php?t=22745 to appreciate the following humor.)

    Asking the Myers-Briggs type if the pistol magazine is half-full or half-empty at the range.

    • ENFJ -- There's more than enough ammo for friends to share.
    • ENFP -- Whooeee! Range trip!
    • INFP -- But look! A metallic, shimmering, life-defending vessel !
    • INFJ -- Senator Hophnagle used the rest of it for his gelatin test project.
    • ENTJ -- A "full" magazine of ammo, please.
    • INTJ -- Yes, that magazine will be the flivvium container.
    • ENTP -- Voila! A little fuel and an oxidizer with sulfur allows for a most stable reaction....
    • INTP -- Well, it seems just a little more than half full--assuming that it is a magazine...
    • ESTJ -- Hey! Whose job was it to load this magazine?
    • ESFJ -- I can't believe someone would leave this magazine out here! Clean up this mess right now!
    • ISTJ -- It's half empty now, and it wouldn't surprise me if the others were completely empty. Check 'em.
    • ISFJ -- I bet _________ would like to have some ammo right now ...
    • ESTP -- You call that a ammo? Why, back where I come from, ...
    • ISTP -- So? It's ammo. Big deal!
    • ESFP -- There's a magazine with ammo--you know, it's wise to shoot alot, why, I remember when I was growing up that we...
    • ISFP -- (Holds up magazine to the light, tilts it from side to side, inserts it into pistol, racks slide, removes magazine, clears pistol, grins slightly, moves on.)
    Last edited by INTJ; March 30th, 2007 at 10:57 AM.
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    ROFLMAO!!
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    Very nice. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by INTJ View Post
    Is the magazine half-full or half empty?
    It depends. Is the barrel hot?
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    "Beware of the man who only owns one gun. He probably knows how to use it."

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    Funny stuff!
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    I'm ENTJ - You have it right, except I'd never say "please" when I told someone to load my magazine...
    Gun Control means never having to say "I missed you."

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    That was fantastic!

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    I also am ENTJ but would answer the magazine is twice as large as it needs to be.

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    That's really great!

    So does everyone have enough ammo now?

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    Exactly
    "Beware of the man who only owns one gun. He probably knows how to use it."

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    INFJ = My mag is half empty and that means I still have 8 rounds to go... where is the silencer, I am introvert and don't want to bother anybody.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    The ESTJ one fits me perfectly! The mag should be either completely full or empty darn et! Who only shoots a half a mag of ammo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNBurl View Post
    The ESTJ one fits me perfectly! The mag should be either completely full or empty darn et! Who only shoots a half a mag of ammo!
    +1 Great Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNBurl View Post
    Who only shoots a half a mag of ammo!
    Those of us who placed all them little bullets on target?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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