Whoa... did I make a wrong turn? This must be the humor free zone.
Ummm. It's SATIRE. It was written by an anonymous comedic staff writer. It wasn't real. Lighten up folks.
BTW - This is fake too; there was no real dirty bomb...
Baggage-Handling Mix-Up Sends Dirty Bomb To St. Louis | The Onion - America's Finest News Source