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    My boyfriend went into Walmart naked...

    My boyfriend and I made our almost daily trip to Wallyworld this evening. As we're heading through the door he felt his back pocket and said "I left my flashlight (surefire E1L) at home...and I left my gun in the truck." This was the point he realized he was "naked." He simply does not go anywhere out of the house unarmed...and most of the time he doesn't go anywhere IN the house unarmed either. He either carries a Glock 23 or a Sig p228, his surefire, and his trusty Benchmade folder. This was quite an odd situation because he has been armed since our first date almost a year ago. lol. Granted, I don't mind because once I am old enough I will have my own CWL and carry my G26 everywhere it is legal. We ended up going to the truck and forgetting something in Walmart so we had to go back in. Before we made a second daily trip into the store he grabbed his G23 out of his truck and strapped it to his side. Just thought I'd share this funny story. I'm sure you have all experienced this once or twice, and I'm sure one day I will as well.
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    Did he remember his head?? LOL Make him write 50 times " I will NOT go to WW naked again"
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    My wife always rolls her eyes when I leave the house and say "spectacals, testicals, wallet and watch"... hmmm...

    What rymes with gun....
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    Quote Originally Posted by nosights View Post
    My wife always rolls her eyes when I leave the house and say "specticals, testical, wallet and watch"... hmmm...

    What rymes with gun....
    Specticals, testicals, wallet and watch, I've got my gun my checking is done.


    Do you really have to make sure your testicals are with you?
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    My boyfriend went into Walmart naked...
    Look sis...this might be surprising to some, but around here, not many would notice. Here......missing clothes is just another missing something. Nothing out of the ordinary here. Are you playing your WM bingo card?

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    I've left the house without my creds, but never without my gun.

    "Specticles, testicals, Wallet, Wallet, Watch, now I got my gun and I'm done.

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    Although it is rare, I have had a pistol in the glove box of the truck and at the last moment run into wallyworld without putting it in my pocket, but I really would get nervous if I didn't find the gun on me, AND one of my benchmades'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tdwood View Post
    My boyfriend went into Walmart naked...
    Quote Originally Posted by tdwood View Post
    I'm sure you have all experienced this once or twice
    Uh, well, actually, NO! My boyfriend has NEVER gone into Walmart naked!

    Good for you for realizing the need to be armed, and for intending to get your CWL as soon as you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdwood View Post
    My boyfriend went into Walmart naked...
    That is a picture that will take years to get out of my head.

    Quote Originally Posted by grady View Post
    Uh, well, actually, NO! My boyfriend has NEVER gone into Walmart naked!
    I guess we are through then, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    That is a picture that will take years to get out of my head.



    I guess we are through then, eh?


    Especially since we are both up in the middle of the night!

    I swear, folks, he's in Oregon and I'm in St. Louis!

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    been there done that got the t shirt. Not a good idea in this neck of the woods
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    How about writing "spectacles" and "testicles" so I can quit grimacing? :)
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    Wait a minute. You aren't old enough for a Concealed Carry (21) and your boyfriend is. Hmmm.....I hope you are at least 18.
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    Don't we have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy around here? ...Grady...Exactly...

    I can't believe you threw your BF under the bus like that tdwood. That's just mean.

    I guess my only question now that everyone is out of the closet, why was he disassembled for lack of a better description? What were you two doing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Do you really have to make sure your testicals are with you?
    Well...needed something that rymed with spectacles. I should really be a poet or something (not the something grady is talking about. You aren't fooling anybody)
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