They really do live in a fantasy world...
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May 19th, 2009 05:31 PM
May 19th, 2009 05:35 PM
May 19th, 2009 05:54 PM
Maybe they should make their signs out of bullet proof material, so you can feel safe as you hide behind it!
May 19th, 2009 06:10 PM
With no thought of ever reaping the consequences of their greed, some folks will do anything for money!
ALWAYS carry! - NEVER tell!
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May 19th, 2009 06:12 PM
I wish I could live in fantasy land where the houses are all made out of candy and everybody just wants to be my friend and loan me money.
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" Bart Simpson
May 19th, 2009 06:14 PM
May 19th, 2009 06:19 PM
"Protect your facility"
From law abiding citizens, Idiots!!!
"Keep firearms away and promote safety."
Criminals take note, don't enter with weapons, Idiots!!!
While people are saying "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, ... and they will not escape. 1Th 5:3
May 19th, 2009 06:25 PM
Wow these signs are excellent. Why didn't anyone think of this before? Obviously this is the answer to the gun violence. Putting one of these up is a stern warning to those who might shoot people.
BG#1: "we cannot rob that store, it says NO GUNS right on the door"
BG#2: "oh crap, you're right, but I had my heart set on robbing this place"
BG#1: "yeah, and I was going to shoot the clerk"
BG#2: "I hear ya, I wanted to shoot some innocent victim but darn it"
BG#1: "what if we ignore the signs?"
BG#2: "hmmm, not sure, will that add in another charge?"
BG#1: "well lets see, armed robbery and murder are bad enough"
BG#2: "yeah I don't wanna add in trespassing or failure to follow signs"
BG#1: "yeah man I agree, if they have that sign, they must be serious"
BG#2: "yeah, we are better off going to that place down the street"
BG#1: "lets do it, there is no sign there"
May 19th, 2009 06:29 PM
I might make a similar one, not buy one from them, and hang it on my front door just to get a laugh out of friends and family that come over to visit.
"Don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." - Theodore Roosevelt
May 19th, 2009 06:31 PM
Hell I think it is great idea Why don't we get together a group buy for a few thousand of them. Just one small detail they will have to put in writing that they will be held 100% responsible when the impossible to ignore sign is!!!
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing..... Albert Einstein
May 19th, 2009 07:02 PM
"So I made up my own little sign!"
I visited this site and used the contact us service to ask the following...
The only problem is that they might actually think that the "thanks" at the end is serious!
I was going to buy a no weapons allowed sign for my home but I have a couple questions.
1. When the criminals walk past the sign and hurt me or my family will you guarantee the medical costs will be covered? After all our advertisements state that your signs are "...understood by all and cannot be ignored." This implies a guarantee of functionality.
2. Well, I decided to just make my own sign that says "All criminal activities are forbidden by law on these premises."...Uhm...Oh yeah...wait a minute...
Well Thanks anyway for your concern for my safety.
May 19th, 2009 07:09 PM
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May 19th, 2009 07:17 PM
It is utterly illogical to believe that passing laws to reduce gun violence will be successful when those who are commiting the gun violence do not obey the law.
May 19th, 2009 07:22 PM
I don't see the fuss about this. While these signs are meaningless and unenforceable here in Texas, I try to avoid doing business with stores where I'm not wanted.
No guns? No money. :)
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May 19th, 2009 08:54 PM
Nothing stops a bullet like a sternly worded sign!
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