Helping mall cops, no way! Helping police, probably the same. They get paid for risking their lives, and I do not!

In the county north of me, the deputies are all overweight. Several years ago, 5 of them surrounded a trailer, looking for a felon - they had a warrant. He was still able to get away on foot!

Around here, a foot pursuit usually involves 2 to three rounds, since they cannot run!