Does my gun make me look fat?
Is that a gun in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?
A stitch in time saves lives.
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Does my gun make me look fat?
Is that a gun in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?
A stitch in time saves lives.
keep honking im reloading
Here's a bunch of 'gun-liners' that I've collected over the years:
Quote:
-An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
-A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the 'phone.
-Glock: The original point and click interface.
-Gun Control is not about guns; it's about control.
-If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
-If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
-Free Men do not ask permission to bear arms.
-Those who trade Liberty for security have neither.
-The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.
-What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
-The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
-64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
-Guns only have two enemies: rust and Liberals.
-Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
-You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
-911 - Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
-Assault is a behavior, not a device.
-Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
-If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
-You only have the Rights you are willing to fight for.
-Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
-When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
-The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
-Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
-Those who live by the sword have a fighting chance. [Also: Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.]-(from Peter Aguirre)
-Blaming a gun for crime is like blaming a fork for Rosie O'Donnell for being FAT! (from Dan Nowakowski)
-My Gun? I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it. (from Hank Jackson)
-Firearm safety - It's a matter for education, not legislation. (Stephen Wenger's sig.)
-The day they want my guns they'll have to bring theirs. (Charles E Roberts)
-An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. (by Robert A. Heinlein in 1942's Beyond the Horizon. Suggested by Shannon Shaneyfelt)
-How can you praise freedom, and condemn that which gains and preserves it? (Duke Schechter)
-"The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." (from 1951's The Weapon Shops of Isher by A. E. van Vogt, also suggested by Dr. Peter Wilhelm)
-"Shooting. The only sport endorsed by the Founding Fathers." (suggested by Patrick J. Parsley)
-"My wife and my gun: 'til death do us part." (from Lawrence Smith)
-"When they come for your guns, give them the ammo first!" ("Boston T. Party" by way of Arizeder Urreiztieta)
-"If you are free to be a liberal -- thank a man with a gun!" Bob Cawman
-"Without my gun, the King of England could just come into my house and start quartering soldiers!" Nate Neterval
-"The D.C. gun ban works - just ask James Brady." Mike Sullivan
-"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!" Jared Hathaway
-"Keep guns out of the hands of criminals, buy them for yourself." Dean Karvan
-"Guns are smart enough. We need smarter politicians." Terry Wintroub, Lawrenceville, NJč
If they outlaw guns, does that mean we get to use swords again?????:bier:
"Gun Free Zones"
otherwise known as Target Rich Environments
Be careful of old men, if they can't fight you they just might kill you.
no matter how miserable your life is............somewhere there is a Mr Pelosi
oh ya, thats my sig line
I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
Remember always carry, criminals don't make appointments.
If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range
When upholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out"
Always keep your weapon pointed in a safe direction, such as at a Hippy or politician or Communist
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Minor correction. The book was Beyond This Horizon .Quote:
-An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. (by Robert A. Heinlein in 1942's Beyond the Horizon. Suggested by Shannon Shaneyfelt)
Would you believe I am in the middle of reading it for about the 30th time? I read it the first time in 1954. :image035:
If handguns cause crime, mine are defective
(Ted Nugent)
My favorite is my signature line.
Carry 24-7 or guess right.
I don't like re-peat offenders- I like dead offenders!! (Ted Nugent)
MN
I love this one! But my favorite is my signature!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TH48
Including the word "only" or "just" is supposed to be ironic. Or sarcastic, I forget which.Quote:
Originally Posted by logan
I'll add:
The two worst enemies of a firearm are rust and politicians.