I propose to the mods we make this thread a 'sticky'. Here's the place to post your favorite trite, overused slogan or concealed carry Pearl of Wisdom. Once we collect the entire set, we can number them. In the future, no one will need to actually write out these banalities, they can simply refer to them by number.
I'll be the first to start:
1. 100% of home invasions happen at home!
This appears to be a witty remark until you realize you sound like the guy who learned over 80% of fatalities happen within twenty-five miles of home - so he moved fifty miles away.