Got made TWICE in one night
This is a discussion on Got made TWICE in one night within the Concealed Carry Issues & Discussions forums, part of the Defensive Carry Discussions category; Originally Posted by louie19
Ankle holsters are good for when you expect a lot of hugging....
With my luck, a dog would come up and ...
January 29th, 2010 05:48 PM
With my luck, a dog would come up and pee on me.
Originally Posted by louie19
“Monsters are real and so are ghosts. They live inside of us, and sometimes they win.”
~ Stephen King
January 29th, 2010 05:53 PM
My voice goes real low and slow...I squint my eyes...I stare at the person who just discovered my gun and say, "I get very very angry when someone touches my gun, and the 'voices' don't like it either."
Then I smile and say, "Hey, I'm just kidding, no really, hey, come back!"
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
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January 29th, 2010 08:17 PM
Yup, Biker for post of the day!
January 29th, 2010 08:24 PM
I actually prefer to pocket carry when going to a known "hugger" event.
Originally Posted by Orange Boy
Clinging to guns and God in PA...
January 29th, 2010 08:32 PM
But if you leave their hand there they'll figure it out.
Cell phone, PDA and related gear are taking up more space all the time. But quickly "flinging" hands away pretty much eliminates the possibility of it being something not worth worrying about.
January 29th, 2010 09:05 PM
What I have under my clothing is very personal and someone asking what is there is rude and is none of their business. I seldom answer rude questions, but if I do decide to answer, I reply ...
Originally Posted by alienbogey
"And you need to know that, why?"
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. - Robert A. Heinlein
January 29th, 2010 09:25 PM
+1 to restupt99 and Majorlk
Disclaimer: The posts made by this member are only the members opinion, not a reflection on anyone else, nor the group, and should not be cause for anyone to get their undergarments wedged in an uncomfortable position.
January 29th, 2010 10:41 PM
I was once at a dinner party at a fancy hotel when I turned and my elbow accidentally brushed a lady's chest. I said, "Pardon me, ma'am, but if your heart is as tender as your chest you can surely find it in yourself to forgive me." and she said. "If your (fill in the blank) is a firm as your elbow, you can find me in room 412."
This conversation actually happened. We both laughed hysterically.
Know Guns, Know Safety, Know Peace.
No Guns, No Safety, No Peace.
January 29th, 2010 10:59 PM
I do something like this only different. What I do to the person who just accidently found my gun is just like you, squint my eyes, and speak in the best Clint Eastwood voice I can muster "Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Originally Posted by retsupt99
January 29th, 2010 11:11 PM
Now, that is an answer!! love it! Can I use it?
Originally Posted by BikerRN
January 30th, 2010 02:21 AM
Feel free to use whatever you want, as I didn't say it first.
I heard it or read it somewhere, or something very similar. FWIW: I don't own the english language, so no royalties are due on that expression.
January 30th, 2010 02:30 AM
I tell them that, "I'm into an Alternative Lifestyle."
This is said with a really creepy straight face...
Not much more is said after that.
That which does not kill us leaves us broken and bleeding...
Don’t mess with the guy who can barely stand up. His remaining options for self-defense don't include your survival.Convenire Volui Spectatus
January 30th, 2010 09:54 AM
"I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."
"Darn you've discovered the activator for my 40 watt plasma rifle."
"It's the signal receiver the aliens gave me."
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
January 30th, 2010 10:17 AM
I recommend stainless.
Originally Posted by Saber
January 30th, 2010 01:31 PM
Move your body, hip, etc away from their hand.
Originally Posted by Treo
Fortune favors the bold.
Freedom doesn't mean safe, it means free.
The thing about "defense" is that it has practically nothing to do with guns. (As passed on by CCW9MM)
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