This is a discussion on Got made TWICE in one night within the Concealed Carry Issues & Discussions forums, part of the Defensive Carry Discussions category; Originally Posted by louie19 Ankle holsters are good for when you expect a lot of hugging.... With my luck, a dog would come up and ...
My voice goes real low and slow...I squint my eyes...I stare at the person who just discovered my gun and say, "I get very very angry when someone touches my gun, and the 'voices' don't like it either."
Then I smile and say, "Hey, I'm just kidding, no really, hey, come back!"
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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But if you leave their hand there they'll figure it out.ccw9mm saidCell phone, PDA and related gear are taking up more space all the time. But quickly "flinging" hands away pretty much eliminates the possibility of it being something not worth worrying about.
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. - Robert A. Heinlein
+1 to restupt99 and Majorlk
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I was once at a dinner party at a fancy hotel when I turned and my elbow accidentally brushed a lady's chest. I said, "Pardon me, ma'am, but if your heart is as tender as your chest you can surely find it in yourself to forgive me." and she said. "If your (fill in the blank) is a firm as your elbow, you can find me in room 412."
This conversation actually happened. We both laughed hysterically.
Know Guns, Know Safety, Know Peace.
No Guns, No Safety, No Peace.
Guns are like sex and air...its no big deal until YOU can't get any.
Feel free to use whatever you want, as I didn't say it first.
I heard it or read it somewhere, or something very similar. FWIW: I don't own the english language, so no royalties are due on that expression.
I tell them that, "I'm into an Alternative Lifestyle."
This is said with a really creepy straight face...
Not much more is said after that.
That which does not kill us leaves us broken and bleeding...
Don’t mess with the guy who can barely stand up. His remaining options for self-defense don't include your survival.
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"I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."
"Darn you've discovered the activator for my 40 watt plasma rifle."
"It's the signal receiver the aliens gave me."
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!