Just a little fun borrowed from The Definitive list: What your carry ammo says about you... - Gunmart Blog
Anyone have anything to add? Most make me chuckle but I don't get Winchester PDX1, my carry ammo. Anyone care to explain?
Hornady TAP I work for mall security.
Remington Golden Saber I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.
Fiocchi I carry a Kel-Tec.
Glaser Safety Slug I carry a Glock 7. Its made in Germany. It doesnt show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month!
Federal Premium Hydra Shock I used to be a cop.
Winchester Black Talons I DONT GIVE A ________!
Corbon DPX I have A.D.D. and am easily distracted by shiny SQUIRREL!
Sellier & Bellot I am a member at more than three gun forums, and I buy all of my ammo online.
Hornady Critical Defense I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA.
Hornady Critical Duty I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA, but I also belong to at least one gun forum.
Hornady Critical Defense Lite I am a girl and I only go shooting once every two years.
Hornady Zombie Max I unlocked every gun and upgrade possible in Call of Duty during the first weekend that I had the game.
Winchester PDX1 Hey, buddy, 2003 called and it wants its ammo back.
Remington UMC I am a 75 year old grandma and I think that Walmart is the only place that sells ammo.
Hornady Custom I am a deer hunter and I have perfect shot placement even in a gun fight.
Magtech This is my first gun.
PMC This is my first gun and its a Hi-Point.
Ten-X My EDC is my cowboy action shooting setup.
Winchester Ranger I have been reading the same gun-rags over and over again for years.
Black Hills Im a hipster who also owns a gun.
Doubletap I too am a hipster who also owns a gun.
Buffalo Bore I live in Montana.
Federal Guard Dog I ___________ hate living in New Jersey.
Speer Gold Dot Lets Go Yankees!
Aguila I am a member at every gun forum. Yeah. Every damn one of them.
Roll your own Am I being detained?
FMJ I carry a .22″