What your carry ammo says about you

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    What your carry ammo says about you

    Just a little fun borrowed from The Definitive list: What your carry ammo says about you... - Gunmart Blog

    Anyone have anything to add? Most make me chuckle but I don't get Winchester PDX1, my carry ammo. Anyone care to explain?


    Hornady TAP – “I work for mall security.”

    Remington Golden Saber – “I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.”

    Fiocchi – “I carry a Kel-Tec.”

    Glaser Safety Slug – “I carry a Glock 7. Its made in Germany. It doesn’t show up on airport X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month!”

    Federal Premium Hydra Shock – “I used to be a cop.”

    Winchester Black Talons – “I DON”T GIVE A ________!”

    Corbon DPX – I have A.D.D. and am easily distracted by shiny… SQUIRREL!”

    Sellier & Bellot – “I am a member at more than three gun forums, and I buy all of my ammo online.”

    Hornady Critical Defense – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA.”

    Hornady Critical Duty – “I drive a mini van and shop at IKEA, but I also belong to at least one gun forum.”

    Hornady Critical Defense Lite – “I am a girl and I only go shooting once every two years.”

    Hornady Zombie Max – “I unlocked every gun and upgrade possible in Call of Duty during the first weekend that I had the game.”

    Winchester PDX1 – “Hey, buddy, 2003 called and it wants its ammo back.”

    Remington UMC – “I am a 75 year old grandma and I think that Walmart is the only place that sells ammo.”

    Hornady Custom – “I am a deer hunter and I have perfect shot placement… even in a gun fight.”

    Magtech – “This is my first gun.”

    PMC – “This is my first gun and it’s a Hi-Point.”

    Ten-X – “My EDC is my cowboy action shooting setup.”

    Winchester Ranger – “I have been reading the same gun-rags over and over again for years.”

    Black Hills – “I’m a hipster who also owns a gun.”

    Doubletap – “I too am a hipster who also owns a gun.”

    Buffalo Bore – “I live in Montana.”

    Federal Guard Dog – “I ___________ hate living in New Jersey.”

    Speer Gold Dot – “Lets Go Yankees!”

    Aguila – “I am a member at every gun forum. Yeah. Every damn one of them.”

    Roll your own – “Am I being detained?”

    FMJ – “I carry a .22″
    "Was there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?"

    Revolvers, “more elegant weapons for a more civilized age.”

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    Funny stuff.

    I am trying to figure out the Speer Gold Dot...
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    According to this I live in Montana and root for the Yankees.

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    HST, you cant stereotype me...

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    Or my answer wait and at one point you could choice what ammo I want not what is available .
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    Awesome, thank you for that. Very funny. I wish it was 2003 sometimes...
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    Well, it looks like I used to be a cop hipster who drives a mini van. Not sure that fits... good chuckle though.
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    What???

    How the heck can someone generate a list like this with no mention of Wolf, Tula, Brown Bear, Herters, etc., etc. What about Monarch or Prvi?

    They missed some good opportunities!
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    IKEA sells bullets?

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    Well, I do own a mini van haha. It proudly displays an NRA sticker on the rear. Does that make it any cooler?





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    Quote Originally Posted by SSNvet View Post
    Well, it looks like I used to be a cop hipster who drives a mini van. Not sure that fits... good chuckle though.

    ^^^^^^^^Hahahahaha^^^^


    and I’m a hipster, who reads the same gun-rags over and over again for years, drive a mini van and shops at IKEA {must have done THAT in my sleep}, but I also belong to at least one gun forum(this one and only),
    have A.D.D. and am easily distracted by shiny… SQUIRREL, who prefers Dos Equis, and I used to be a cop!
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    Roll your own – “Am I being detained?”

    Speer Gold Dot – “Lets Go Yankees!”
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    I'm waiting for the Gold Dot Short Barrel entry...
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    I do drive a minivan but I do not shop at IKEA, but I hear they have good meatballs.

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    When will I be detained?

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