Man Steve, your wife is real gulible, no offense!! That's funny!!
Ya, I figured shot shells out of the question, although that does remind me I have a box of those stashed in the safe for .45acp....hmmmm.
The 22 short sounds like a possibility. I have zero experience shooting them, only LR's. I was hoping to use the Walther P22 with laser for the perfect shot, but I do have a Ruger Single Six that is super accurate. The 10/22 was a thought, but my wife said that would remind her of Bill Murray in Caddy Shack! She said she couldn't promise to control laughter, so I could get a shot.
That subsonic CCI Quik Shok sounds sweet. I will be going to a gun show Saturday, so I now have a legitimate shopping list!!
I have a ton of intel in my coconut on larger caliber defense rounds, but I have little experience with the 22's or any other hunting round for that matter.Thanks a bunch guys!