^^^^^This almost sounds^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Never had a 1911, OR a redhead.
Have thought about how much fun they would be though.
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like "I'm one of those males who love redheads, great jokes."
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!