Toilet Holster
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Looks like that'd come in handy when things turn crappy
"thinks are lookin' crappy around here,...good thing I'm armed!"
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June 20th, 2010 06:24 PM
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June 20th, 2010 06:24 PM
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June 20th, 2010 06:46 PM
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This reminds me of a movie:
Capo Pete Clemenza (played by Richard Castellano) tutors Michael in how to do the job and assures him that a gun will be waiting for him behind the toilet in the men's room of the restaurant where he will meet Sollozzo and McCluskey.
This sets up a most famous line:
Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his d&&& in his hands, alright?
Clemenza: The gun'll be there.
I for one would not leave a firearm in the bathroom. It is an area of high humidity.
If your level of preparedness demands it, a can of OC or another weapon may do the job.
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June 20th, 2010 07:46 PM
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i actually ordered a couple of those magnets. One for the car and one for the snap-on box... which fankly, why isn't that an option anyway?
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June 20th, 2010 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by
TennesseeTen
i actually ordered a couple of those magnets. One for the car and one for the snap-on box... which fankly, why isn't that an option anyway?
Snap-on box? hmm I know a thing or two about those
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June 20th, 2010 09:46 PM
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[QUOTE=TennesseeTen;1667611]
and there just wasn't a comfortable mounting location next to the actual toilet.... QUOTE]
Had you thought about mounting a piece of velcro with adhesive to the side of your throne. Stick the adhesived mating piece to the velcro on to the side of a Kydex holster. You could leave the kydex holster in place and it'd be easy to remove should you want to.
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June 21st, 2010 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by
dukalmighty
Just how much time do you spend on the toilet that you need to mount a holster,I just lay my gun on the counter top.
Exactly what I was thinking!
ALWAYS carry! - NEVER tell!
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June 21st, 2010 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by
Thumper
Exactly what I was thinking!

This is what I do, but then we wouldn't have this thread to properly instruct us on how to handle a question about the bathroom in an adult and mature fashion.
Oh...uh...yeah. About that...
That which does not kill us leaves us broken and bleeding...
Don’t mess with the guy who can barely stand up. His remaining options for self-defense don't include your survival.
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June 21st, 2010 03:11 PM
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June 21st, 2010 03:25 PM
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That's a hoot! If you've ever seen "Pulp Fiction" you know why John Travolta needed a firearm in the bathroom!
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June 21st, 2010 05:17 PM
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there are some thread titles that just scream 'click me!'.
but i gotta admit, seeing a holster mounted to a wall just wasnt what i was hoping for. now someone has to mount one to a toilet just so i can see that pic
Wo die Notwehr aufhört, fängt der Mord an
(Murder begins where self-defense ends)
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June 21st, 2010 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by
threeLegDog
That's what I have except I use it under my computer desk.
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
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June 21st, 2010 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by
friesepferd
there are some thread titles that just scream 'click me!'.
but i gotta admit, seeing a holster mounted to a wall just wasnt what i was hoping for. now someone has to mount one to a toilet just so i can see that pic
sorry buddy... I really tried to figure out a good position for it, but for all my thinking, I kept coming back to the fear of p'n on it.
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June 21st, 2010 11:43 PM
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June 22nd, 2010 07:40 AM
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June 22nd, 2010 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by
NY27
Bad people come to good neighborhoods to do push ins. While I do not have a holster mounted to my toilet, I do have one (w/ a handgun in it) on my person until I retire for the evening.
This is my philosophy as well. I only take the gun off when I am going to be in doors and usually it is near my person. I don't have one in every room but I usually have a Glock 26 in my pockets (I use a pocket holster for it).
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