For some reason I just love to listen to Clint Smith at Thunder Ranch speak. Where he comes up with some of his quotes I don't know but they crack me up. Here are just a couple to get things started:
-"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid.
Thatís ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about?"
-"Itís real different when the bad guy shoots back. It doesnít mean youíre going to lose, it just makes the story more interesting afterward."
-"If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin', you should be movin'. If you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick."
Let's hear some others guys. Give me some great one-liners from him to remember!