I think I got an idea to help stimulate sales in my knife business. A friend at the gym says that DVD's are now a dime a dozen to buy.
Bada Bing Cutlery Emporium brings you "Girls Gone Sharp!"
See dozens of co-eds show you their entire knife collection! Gasp as as these shapely shiv sirens drop their Sam Browne sheaths and show you their entire naked blades! You've never seen edges like this before! This is not your daddy's slicing tool! Oh, my!
Okay, okay, it's just a bunch of housewives from my neighborhood in swim suits after I sharpen their Chicago Cutlery, but salemanship is the sizzle not the steak, right?
Who knows. We might get Charo out of retirement to mince an onion...