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Meat tenderizers....maces!

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    Talking George Hill

    Leave it to me to select the totally wrong sort of Mace for the job.
    So the Evil Looking Pointed Spikes are more for show than they are Combat Effective?

    I am actually quite suprised that Betty has such a keen interest in Ancient Maces as weaponry.

    I always imagined her as being more of an Old Battle Ax type of female.:hit:
    Here Is A Picture Of The Old Battle Type Ax That I'm (Of Course) Referring To:


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    Dude! NOT COOL! Did you see her horns? SSSHHHHH!!!!!!! She... has.... horns man!

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    Kind of hard to conceal.... isnt it there Betty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter
    Ancient Weapon Makes Comeback Preparing Fruit Salad.
    Wear Old Clothes!
    I wanna see pics of a watermelon slammed with a mace!

    I like this one with the SKULL


    It costs 142 pieces of fruit though.
    SKULL MACE LINK
    QK,...man...that would be a hell of a Living dead zombie CQB weapon, wouldn't it?

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    My Logic

    Seriously, I was thinking that Betty (being so much into razor edged weapons) would opt for the "flying blade of sharp" rather than the "crushing blow of blunt" for close quarters stick weaponry.

    Sure hope she doesn't take my "Battle Ax" comment some other way than I intended.
    If so.....she might test my gourd...rather than the watermelon.
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    Tenderizing things is good for venting frustration. (That's no reason for you to run away, mrshonts.)

    C'mon, LK - nobody will look twice at a female totin' a mace. Do you think the cops will believe me if I sugggest my mace is covered by my baton permit?

    I just placed my order, and will update this thread as the fun begins.
    "Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty
    C'mon, LK - nobody will look twice at a female totin' a mace. Do you think the cops will believe me if I sugggest my mace is covered by my baton permit?
    Tell them you are a chef, and it's a meat tenderizer! Flank steak for all!!
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    Betty, I'd believe anything you told me. Any woman who totes an II-87 tactical shotgun and knows what to do with it is automatically an operator to me. Not to mention being the shiznit.

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    democrats?
    i think we should get even more specific. how about 'pot smoking hippies'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty
    Tenderizing things is good for venting frustration. (That's no reason for you to run away, mrshonts.)

    I'll be even more scared for my life once this thing arrives........now she has more things to abuse me with. :chairshot

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    [QUOTE=mrshonts]
    Quote Originally Posted by Betty
    Tenderizing things is good for venting frustration. (That's no reason for you to run away, mrshonts.) QUOTE]


    I'll be even more scared for my life once this thing arrives........now she has more things to abuse me with. :chairshot
    Ahh Come on dont be a whim are you a man or a mouse :chairshot

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    [QUOTE=Bud White]
    Quote Originally Posted by mrshonts

    Ahh Come on dont be a whim are you a man or a mouse :chairshot
    a mouse.... (but inside I feel like a king)

    just kidding

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    [QUOTE=mrshonts]
    Quote Originally Posted by Betty
    Tenderizing things is good for venting frustration. (That's no reason for you to run away, mrshonts.) QUOTE]


    I'll be even more scared for my life once this thing arrives........now she has more things to abuse me with. :chairshot
    Ahhhhhhhh C' mon.....just think..it could be worse.. she could be wearing those horns, and swinging that mace ya know

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    I just wanted everyone to know that my mace just came in from TherionArms.com. This thing is built like a tank. It's certainly not "for display use only" if you know what I mean. It's a mean chunk of steel.

    Watermelons everywhere are screaming in terror. Video will be posted as soon as those are done. I have an old car hood somewhere, too. Hmmmm.....
    "Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa

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    Oh yes please - video and and car hood !!!

    Love the new avatar.
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    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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