Quote Originally Posted by alexcantslee View Post
I've also heard that amputee rule here in Texas as well from several people. Not sure if its true here or not and it wouldn't apply to me anyway but interesting to think about.
Alex!
Reminds me of a joke. Saddam Hussein was rumored to have a couple of surrogates who were surgically altered to look exactly like him. When he dropped out of sight as the allies were closing in, they were very concerned. One day, an aide shows up at their location and gives them the news:

Aide: Saddam is ALIVE and this is good news for you! But alas there is not so good news for your situation: He's lost an arm. The surgeons are waiting for you....