Wife out of town+Gunshow in town

[TomEgun]

Man im dead meat wife went out of town to visit daughter in college its payday and the gunshow in town
I swear I only went to look !!!
But they had reloading supplies I was looking for
I said I wouldnt spend more than 50$ but then i got the fever!!
300 $ later im sitting here staring out my shiney new stuff and she calls and says she's on the way home I was hoping to get at least a day before the beatings start
I need a good Excuse yea thats the ticket some how to rationally explain or maybe I can just take the beating

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[Hiram25]

Honey, I thought it was $30.00, I honestly did not see the decimal point, maybe I should get my eyes checked?

[TomEgun]

Might work do need to get my perscription check'd..lol

[SIXTO]

I'm not sure why, but I always find a good reason to buy a new shotgun when my wife goes out of town. I have a few Beretta autos that came home that way.

I usually tell her "At least I didn't drink all that cash away at some bar". It seems to take at least some of the sting out

[TomEgun]

Or maybe just trying to fill the void of her being gone its her fault for going out of town..!!

[TomEgun]

Have to remember the Bar thing to!

[PSLOwner]

"But it was on sale"

[Passin' Through]

My brother told me three phrases to a happy marriage...
"You're right."
"I'm wrong."
"I'm sorry."
Hasn't always worked for me but maybe it will you...

[TomEgun]

Was thinking of putting a Bow on it and saying happy Mothers day ohh you didnt want reloading supplies ? sorry here is my card go by some new shoes :}

[oneshot]

I'm not sure why, but I always find a good reason to buy a new shotgun when my wife goes out of town. I have a few Beretta autos that came home that way.

I usually tell her "At least I didn't drink all that cash away at some bar". It seems to take at least some of the sting out

^^^^^YEP^^^^^^

Tell her ONE of the following;

1)...I'm holding it for a friend for a while.

2)I was going to go to dinner and the movies with my girlfriend, and then to the Hamton Inn for a little relaxation, but I stopped off at the gun show instead

I'll let you decide which one your gonna tell her, based upon how solid your marriage is.
Me, I'm pick'in #1 if it ever comes down to it .

How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

[TomEgun]

Hi My name is Tom and Im addicted to all things Guns....
Well im still alive a good sign made it through the beating
Wont tell you what I had to promise but its going to cost me
But still have my supplies

[jbum]

Alien abduction usually works for me....she thinks they like me

[retsupt99]

Gun show, wife's out of town...wait, what is that smell?
I think it's the smell of burning money...yep, that's it.

What's the problem? I have lots of guns that only cost $50 each...

[pinklady]

I went with my husband a few weeks back to my first gun show, I really enjoyed it. I guess i'm different than most women but I don't mind when my husband buys a new gun. I like to go shooting with him so I see it as its a toy for both of us.

[airbornerc51]

"But it was on sale"

2nd women always make the rationalization when they go shopping about how they need that 99th pair of shoes because they got such a great deal on them. Just play into that and tell her how much money you saved if you were to purchase it at your local gun store.