Wife out of town+Gunshow in town

Wife out of town+Gunshow in town

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    Man im dead meat wife went out of town to visit daughter in college its payday and the gunshow in town
    I swear I only went to look !!!
    But they had reloading supplies I was looking for
    I said I wouldnt spend more than 50$ but then i got the fever!!
    300 $ later im sitting here staring out my shiney new stuff and she calls and says she's on the way home I was hoping to get at least a day before the beatings start
    I need a good Excuse yea thats the ticket some how to rationally explain or maybe I can just take the beating
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    Honey, I thought it was $30.00, I honestly did not see the decimal point, maybe I should get my eyes checked?
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    Might work do need to get my perscription check'd..lol
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    I'm not sure why, but I always find a good reason to buy a new shotgun when my wife goes out of town. I have a few Beretta autos that came home that way.

    I usually tell her "At least I didn't drink all that cash away at some bar". It seems to take at least some of the sting out
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    Or maybe just trying to fill the void of her being gone its her fault for going out of town..!!
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    Have to remember the Bar thing to!
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    "But it was on sale"

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    Was thinking of putting a Bow on it and saying happy Mothers day ohh you didnt want reloading supplies ? sorry here is my card go by some new shoes :}
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I'm not sure why, but I always find a good reason to buy a new shotgun when my wife goes out of town. I have a few Beretta autos that came home that way.

    I usually tell her "At least I didn't drink all that cash away at some bar". It seems to take at least some of the sting out
    ^^^^^YEP^^^^^^

    Tell her ONE of the following;

    1)...I'm holding it for a friend for a while.

    2)I was going to go to dinner and the movies with my girlfriend, and then to the Hamton Inn for a little relaxation, but I stopped off at the gun show instead

    I'll let you decide which one your gonna tell her, based upon how solid your marriage is.
    Me, I'm pick'in #1 if it ever comes down to it .

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    Hi My name is Tom and Im addicted to all things Guns....
    Well im still alive a good sign made it through the beating
    Wont tell you what I had to promise but its going to cost me
    But still have my supplies
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    Gun show, wife's out of town...wait, what is that smell?
    I think it's the smell of burning money...yep, that's it.

    What's the problem? I have lots of guns that only cost $50 each...
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    I went with my husband a few weeks back to my first gun show, I really enjoyed it. I guess i'm different than most women but I don't mind when my husband buys a new gun. I like to go shooting with him so I see it as its a toy for both of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSLOwner View Post
    "But it was on sale"
    2nd women always make the rationalization when they go shopping about how they need that 99th pair of shoes because they got such a great deal on them. Just play into that and tell her how much money you saved if you were to purchase it at your local gun store.
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