The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
    when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
    will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
    gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of
    ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me
    look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
    use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
    woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


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    lol...that was good

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    ROFL! I'm copying that right now and e-mailing it to my wife!!

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    I like that one
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    good list....
    i'll have to email this one with your permission....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingAirDriver View Post
    ROFL! I'm copying that right now and e-mailing it to my wife!!
    I'd think twice about that.
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    Love it! Got a T-Shirt for a buddy with that on it. Makes me LOL!

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    that is really good......def doing to have to show the wife.....might get me in hot water but will be worth it.

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    Too funny!!!
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    It's a good thing my wife isn't on this forum. Or I'd be in trouble just by association.

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    You simply can not argue with this logic.
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    Like my guns, but it's just something about women that guns just can't match up to.
    Listen, Think and React.....Nuff Said.....

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    I've Heard...

    from some Marine recruits...they get so lonely, that they 'sleep' with their rifles...
    Only a rumor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueLion View Post
    Like my guns, but it's just something about women that guns just can't match up to.

    I'll just have to second that. *hopefully earns extra points from all the female members of the forum*
    A man without a blackthorn stick is a man without an expedient. - Irish Proverb

    Why so SERIOUS?

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