Wife/$20.00/ammo

Wife/$20.00/ammo

This is a discussion on Wife/$20.00/ammo within the General Firearm Discussion forums, part of the Related Topics category; Well here is a funny little story to share. I guess it is firearms related because it involves ammo: It is Saturday morning in Ohio. ...

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    Wife/$20.00/ammo

    Well here is a funny little story to share. I guess it is firearms related because it involves ammo:

    It is Saturday morning in Ohio. The snow is flying. It is about 15 degrees outside.
    Wife and I are waking up for the day. I open the window blinds. SNOW! SNOW! SNOW!
    Wife HATES cold. I tell her I will give her $5.00 if she will go out the back door, onto the deck, and hang up the bird feeder we bring in every night. (Racoons)
    Here's the CATCH. She must do this NAKED!!!!

    She say's "I'll give you $20.00 if you do it." I think, I am going to try to buy some .9mm today, $20.00 will buy at least a box of FMJ, if I can find it, I WILL DO IT!!!
    She is actually a very nice person. She allows me to wear my house slippers so I don't have to track through the snow. There I am, STARK NAKED with slippers on.
    I go out the back door, onto the deck, hang the bird feeder and run back to the door. THE DOOR IS LOCKED!!!!!!

    She is on the inside looking out the window of the door. She says " $25.00 and I will unlock the door." I have to agree or become Frosty the Snow Man.
    She lets me in and we both laugh a lot. I think she laughed harder than I did.

    While I am brushing my teeth she comes into the bathroom and hands me $25.00 and says, "Go buy your ammo."

    Got to finish this. Going Ammo shopping!!!

    Badjuan


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    Lucky you didn't get a bad case of frost bite!!!

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    Wife/$20.00/ammo

    Gotta love a playful wife! Good story.

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    Ahh, my eyes! Funny though . . .

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    Great story with a happy ending.

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    ...with only $25 you're going ammo shopping???

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    Might as well go buy the ammo, after standing outside in freezing weather naked, they isn't much else you can do!
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    I'd go for either the $20 or the Ammo,Once you get a Wife they get really expensive
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    Re: Wife/$20.00/ammo

    Too funny!!

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    So did you find any ammo?
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    Rule # 1 ... always take a house key with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    Rule # 1 ... always take a house key with you.
    ... especially when you're going out naked!!!

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