This has to be the worst self-defense tool ever....

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    This has to be the worst self-defense tool ever....

    Style Screamer | Official Site | Stop Attackers In Their Tracks With Style Screamer

    The amount of stupid in this commercial has to be tantamount to the movie "Idiocracy". Do people really buy this crap?
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    With one blast, Style Screamer will scare away the perpetrator instantly.
    That's a pretty bold claim.
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    After the thief snatches your purse, you have to tap him on the shoulder and say "excuse me sir, I have to pull that tassel before you run away".
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    It works hand in hand with the shelter in place and the pee on yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by From the marketing claims
    With Style Screamer, you are guaranteed to get the attention you need, that no one can ignore! Style Screamer frightens away an attacker giving you time to escape.
    But, it's guaranteed.

    Quote Originally Posted by From the marketing claims
    So don't risk another unprotected late night journey or the safety of your family and get Style Screamer!
    Unprotected, eh? Seems like a little unidirectional blast that'll "scare away" a violent assailant will also "scare" the user. I'll guarantee the person isn't protected with any such thing. I guarantee it.

    My preferred "blast" is of 9mm+, in such deadly violent situations. But that's just me.
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    I wanna see a 30 minute info-mercial on this.
    It might more fun than a pet rock.
    Halloween is coming imagine the family fun you can enjoy together!
    But Wait! If you call now, they will give you a second one for FREE with your monthly payment of just 19.95!!!
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    If i were the bg it would work on me. I would die laughing at you for dropping 19.95 plush shipping and handling with the expectation that that piece of garbage would deter anything. The coroner would list cause of death as "pooped his pants laughing."
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
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    I can't scream like a banshee. This is a great way for me to do it!
    “When they come--stay calm. It's a cannon!!!!!!!"

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    My subcompact 40 caliber makes a much louder noise...
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    I can see the lawsuit when the first Victim gets stabbed or shot to death when somebody is robbing them and they set that thing off
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    I predict that the manufacturers will be scratching their heads when autopsy statistics reveal that a large percentage of fatal mugging victims were found to have a Style Screamer inside their rectums!

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    I had it all wrong ,I though it was the BG that was suppose to be screaming.

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    And I didn't think stupid could hurt any more than it does or get any more ridiculous.....I was wrong....
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    It pacifies the sheeple and helps provide them the highly sought after illusion that they can empower themselves with a device that is harmless and yet frightening enough to cause their fantasy attacker to instantly flee. This way, they can go on taking no real responsibility for their own safety and feel that they'll always have the upper hand when the bad man comes.
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    This is an excellent device for people that do not know how to scream.
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