It pays to be a gun owner at walmart during christmas :)
I went to walmart today to do a little last minute Christmas shopping. Of course it is absolutely packed, each register has a 30 minute line behind it...etc. Get done buying gifts and I think to myself...I could use another box of ammo. I mosey on over to the sporting department, ask for a box, and I get escorted directly to the front of the line so I can check out and be removed from the premises as soon as possible :p
No waiting in line for this guy! I'll remember to just buy a box of ammo every time the lines get long. They are so afraid of ammo purchasers they will cut you in front of everyone to get you out!