Most Assinine answer ever.
My IDPA group had a table at a gunshow to attract new members. One man was walking out with his wife and newly purchased firearm when we approached him about joining the range and club.
US: Heh, you need a place to shoot and practice with your new purchase?
HIM: Naw this is just an airsoft pistol.
US: Well if you have other guns we would be glad to give you some info about our club and range.
HIM: I only have one other gun. The reason I am buying this is for my wife to keep at home while I have the pistol at work.
HIM: Well last week we had somebody break in and steal our window AC unit. Since I carry the pistol with me in the truck I wanted something to keep at home so I bought this.
HIM: This looks alot like the real thing and my wife hasn't handled guns alot. I figure if someone breaks in just the sight of her pointing this at them will be enough to scare them away.
US: Beggin Pleading that this was not a smart move.
HIM: Refusing to see the error in his reasoning
US: Offering free membership and training to him and the wife.
HIM: Walking away.
US: Standing in stunned silence.
Oh well there are all kinds.
Headlines: THIEF SHOT WITH AIRSOFT PISTOL
Doctor Administers Placebo & He Will Live.
Tries to steal Q.V.C. Cubic Zirconia Ring & Monopoly Money - :rofl:
Homeowner Pretends To Be Really Upset.