Absurd Article

Absurd Article

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    Absurd Article

    I don't know if any of you have read this article or not. I found it on Google. I found it to be absolutely absurd, especially the part about someone breaking into your house.

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    Wow ?!?

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    a very entertaining read.
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    The article, AND the attached comments...PUKE...

    Not even worthy of a comment...
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    so if somebody breaks into my house with a weapon i should just treat the poor starving disadvantaged soul like he just walked into a walmart and gladly give him whatever his heart desires my food, my money,a date with my wife,I think i'll stay over here on my side of the fence where an armed felon breaks in and he won't have to worry about food as he will either be getting 3 hots and a cot,or embalmed in the morgue

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    That made my head hurt!! what is wrong with these people??

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    It seems to me the author to this piece is afraid that when he breaks into your home you might just shoot him. Therefore he needs to get guns banned so he can come in and take what he wants.

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    "Suppose a person breaks into your house at night and attacks you with a knife. Now, according to the right-wing point of view, you would be justified in shooting him with the gun you keep hidden under your pillow.

    However, it is impossible to truly understand the circumstances leading up to this person's breaking into your house. Perhaps he is a minority. Maybe he was made fun of in school for being a homosexual. He is probably poor. Knowing these facts, how can you, an upper middle class exploiter, be justified in ending this man's life? The answer is: you can't.

    In fact this man is homeless and was merely looking for some food to feed his starving family. By killing him in so-called self-defense you are no better than a common murderer. "
    If he breaks into your house and attacks you with a knife it doesn't matter why he's attacking you. It doesn't matter if he's a minority, gay or poor - the reaction is not dependent on social status.

    "The hunter gets up early, before daybreak. While shaving, he cuts his face. He tastes the blood and it is good. His desire for the prey has become sexual."

    "There is nothing "harmless" about firing a deadly weapon in even the safest of environments. It is just too risky. A stray bullet could richochet and hit someone. A poorly-maintained weapon could explode in the owner's hands. A child could accidently swallow a shotgun shell. Are these risks you are willing to take in the naive pursuit of "fun?" I certainly hope not."
    1) don't shoot each other.
    2) don't feed your kids shotgun shells.
    Note to self: Go shooting tomorrow. For fun.

    I can't believe that this article was written with any kind of actual sincerity. Seems to be something that I would see a pro-gun person write to satirize the anti's.

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    I kept reading this because it was so entertaining and funny.
    Then I realized that this maroon is serious!

    Oh, my aching head.
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    Send in the squirrels, they would be able to eat for a long time with a nut like this guy!!

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    For the record, and to prove how much of a nut this guy is, his only other article is titled something like, "How I killed God." Yeah, good luck with that one chief.

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    The article was originally posted in 2001. How do things like that stick around?

    I would like to meet him just to see what one of them really look like.

    I am going to go puke now.
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    That was a delightfully eloquent piece. The shame is that he fails to realize that his form of intellectual and moral weakness would have resulted in his mother being impregnated by a physically (if not intellectually)superior magnus pater not long before the "centuries-old Constitution" was written. The great shame of our society is that we encourage such irrelevant lives.

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    Did you check the page linked to
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