Found on Fark.com, which has a special tag just for the idiots in Florida. I can say that, I are one! As someone told me when I moved down here - "Don't Step in the Stupid!"
Cliffs - 20-yr old drunk doesn't think a 25 actually works. Puts to his head and fires. Bullet lodges in skull. Should survive, girlfriend not impressed. Or maybe she is, if a native Floridian!
Pinellas Man Accidentally Shoots Self