My lovely nieghbor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaplain Scott View Post
    please understand that this is meant as a joke (well, kind of )
    but THIS as a solution for your neighbor problem:

    Paintball Mines

    Could scare the crap out of them with these.
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    Just borrow a DEA jacket, and wear it to and from your car when they're outside.

    (Unless, of course, this is impersonating an officer, but wear a jacket that isn't the standard DEA.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaplain Scott View Post
    please understand that this is meant as a joke (well, kind of )
    but THIS as a solution for your neighbor problem:

    Please read the front and emplace accordingly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Broken View Post
    Just dont make sure you get pulled over dumping a bunch of little white powder filled baggies on the ground, meat tenderizer or not, it will be seen as you distributing drug like material
    Good point. Not that I have or ever would do anything that could trick a poor drug addicted soul to voluntarily ingest something that would imped their ability to consume their dope.
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    Tango Monkey: Don't worry, I blew off my first Claymore about 37 years ago--I wasn't always a chaplain (and I still know how to duck--just not as fast as I used to be )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bricktop View Post
    I live in SW Iowa, I heard meth was bad in Missouri

    It seems to be. I look around my small town and we seem to have lots of two types....Amish and Meth heads. I wish we could keep the Amish and dump the Meth heads.
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    I'm a mandated reporter by law if I see or even suspect child abuse. Exposing a child to that type of atmosphere is mental/emotional abuse and possibly even physical, especially if they are manufacturing. The next time you see a child under 18 walk into that house, call your state's child abuse hotline and report there are children in a drug house. You may have to embelish some (don't lie) but just make sure they have a reason to send investigators to that house. Works like a charm.
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    Call the EPA and report it as a toxic hazard. They seem to get all the funding these days...

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    Get with other neighbors on the street and develop an adopt the highway program to go out and pick up trash. Name it the Daily Environemtal Alliance and order some nice dark jackets and hats with your acronym on them in yellow. Everyone take turns walking up and down the street cleaning up trash every day for a couple of weeks...or months...eventually it will deter enough clients that they will have to relocate.

    PS. If you're lucky, the state will even put an Adopt the Highway sign up on the street that says it was adopted by the DEA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camjr View Post
    Call the EPA and report it as a toxic hazard. They seem to get all the funding these days...

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    Man, all this makes the former marijuana grow house across the street look mild.

    Buy a fake (or real if you prefer) survelience camera, mount it on the corner of your house next to his, point it at his front entry. Make it obvious. Mount floodlights that illuminate the front yards. Make it uncomfortable for BGs to approach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LongRider View Post
    I heard a story once of a guy who took Adolph's Meat Tenderizer. Measured gram and quarter ounces units into those tiny jewelry zip lock baggies after chopping it up ultra fine with a razor blade. He than lost those baggies around a known drug area. According to the story snorting or injecting Meat Tenderizer has an adverse non fatal on those that do it. Apparently a number of junkies had their faces swell up from the effects of the Meat Tenderizer on their mucus membranes. A local drug dealer got blamed for it and was removed from his position by irate clients.

    I've always wondered if you could be held liable for what some idiot does with what they find lying in the streets.
    More than one person has been arrested for possession of fake drugs; don't let it be you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BugDude View Post
    Get with other neighbors on the street and develop an adopt the highway program to go out and pick up trash. Name it the Daily Environemtal Alliance and order some nice dark jackets and hats with your acronym on them in yellow. Everyone take turns walking up and down the street cleaning up trash every day for a couple of weeks...or months...eventually it will deter enough clients that they will have to relocate.

    PS. If you're lucky, the state will even put an Adopt the Highway sign up on the street that says it was adopted by the DEA.
    ^^^^^^^^^This is Brilliant^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I bet if you could get 7-8 neighbors out on the first day's clean up, your problem would be gone before the next sunrise.

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