November 4th, 2010 01:49 PM
Funny thing is, I believe that!
Originally Posted by glockman10mm
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid...
"For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
November 4th, 2010 02:20 PM
Yes sir you can. Got no stomach for low lifes preying on people. Breach that little lock and come on in. Better give your heart to Jesus cause your arse is mine.
Originally Posted by OldVet
November 4th, 2010 02:30 PM
I have Bruce Li's zombie waiting patiently in my front closet... eats almost nothing (the occasional door to door salesman that ignores the "no soliciting" sign has been sufficient), is much quieter than Chuck and his ego, and remember, he killed Chuck Norris when he was still alive so even his zombie is still formidable.
Originally Posted by AzB
"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
You are not paranoid if They are actually out to get you, however, They probably are not and you probably are.
November 9th, 2010 03:30 PM
Is that a high-powered, assault Jennings, loaded with armor-piercing, cop-killer 5.7mm rounds?
Originally Posted by CowboyColby
November 9th, 2010 03:33 PM
A CCW is like a parachute; if you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.
November 9th, 2010 06:22 PM
Closed circuit camera's
alarms on all of my windows that go off if something hits them or breaks them
alarms on all of my windows and doors that go off if opened(even if the electricity is out)
deadbolts on all exterior doors
sqeaky interior doors
Flood lights around the whole house
Kids that scream if the wind blows too hard
wife that screams if the kids scream
flashlight(if I can mange to keep my 3 year old from stealing the batteries)
Ruger GP100 .357 mag
Ruger p-90 .45acp
Taurus PT-140 acp
Rossi .357 mag
Hi-point .45 acp
November 9th, 2010 08:14 PM
Thanks for a well needed laugh. Sounds like my kind of security.
Better give your heart to Jesus cause your arse is mine
"Those who would give up essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety" -Benjamin Franklin-
NRA Endowment Life Member
November 10th, 2010 12:46 AM
Lock on door, gun in hand, Uncle Ted's cold heart...
The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.
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